Sarah Palin responded Saturday to 2015’s first slow-news-day controversy, in which the reality TV veteran garnered outrage after posting a picture of her son Trig stepping on the family dog to reach the dishes. The backlash on a lazy Friday was quick, setting Palin up for one of her patented ZOMG-LIBRULS Facebook responses.
“Did you go as crazy when your heroic Man-of-Your-Lifetime, Barack Obama, revealed he actually enjoyed eating dead dog meat?” Palin asked.
PETA, which was momentarily back in the public’s good graces thanks to this, called Palin a “bizarrely callous woman” in response to the photo. “It’s odd that anyone—let alone a mother—would find it appropriate to post such a thing, with no apparent sympathy for the dog in the photo,” the organization wrote.
And then, all sic:
“Aren’t you the same anti-beef screamers blogging hate from your comfy leather office chairs, wrapped in your fashionable leather belts above your kickin’ new leather pumps you bought because your celebrity idols (who sport fur and crocodile purses) grinned in a tabloid wearing the exact same Louboutins exiting sleek cowhide covered limo seats on their way to some liberal fundraiser shindig at some sushi bar that features poor dead smelly roe (that I used to strip from our Bristol Bay-caught fish, and in a Dillingham cannery I packed those castoff fish eggs for you while laughing with co-workers about the suckers paying absurdly high prices to party with the throw away parts of our wild seafood)? I believe you call those discarded funky eggs “caviar”.
“Yeah, you’re real credible on this, PETA. A shame, because I’ll bet we agree on what I hope is the true meaning of your mission – respecting God’s creation and critters.”
Let’s all delete our accounts together.
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