Shep Smith Prefers Porn To Pop Tarts (In Times Square)

In case you needed more reasons to love Shep Smith here’s how he closed out his show today. Think of it as the culinary version of Shark Week.

Apparently Pop Tarts (yes, the breakfast food) has opened a store in Times Sq. After introducing various additions to their offerings — including sushi pop tarts, Elvis pop tarts, and ants on a log — Shep takes a long serious look at the camera and says: “Pop Tarts now has a store in Times Square Pop Tarts, crossroads of the world. Pop Tarts…I say we bring back the porn stores.”

It’s not quite on par with the amazing dog rescue, but it’s close. Watch below. It will likely be the most fun 75 seconds you will have today.

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