The Internet Just Absolutely Slaughtered Tom Brady’s New ‘Megyn Kelly’ Haircut

Tom Brady got a haircut, and the Internet laughed.

The New England Patriots quarterback unveiled his new hairstyle at a press conference Tuesday, and it was promptly met with sarcasm on Twitter. Megyn Kelly, Matt Damon, and Matthew Perry were just a few of the names invoked as people scrambled for a comparison.

Overall, the consensus is that Brady’s look is very, very 90s. Check out a small sampling of the responses below:

It pains me to say it, but Tom Brady needs another four weeks of suspension to grow out this Zack Morris haircut. pic.twitter.com/RDkkuIZ9r9

— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) August 31, 2016

Tom Brady to barber: “I dunno, how something that says Matt Damon in School Ties?” | pic.twitter.com/8pkBSQDyl6

— The Cauldron (@TheCauldron) August 30, 2016

Are we to believe it’s purely coincidence that Tom Brady keeps rocking haircuts once worn by Jonathan Taylor Thomas? pic.twitter.com/1AWPmIexM9

— J.Camm (@JCamm_) August 30, 2016

football days, ranked:
1. first sunday of the season
2. super bowl
3. whenever tom brady unveils a new haircut

— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) August 30, 2016

Looks like Tom Brady is ready for back to school with his new hair cut. #BackToSchoolIn1995 pic.twitter.com/XwH6r2niqm

— Alina Atash (@Firegal_01) August 31, 2016

Tom Brady’s Hair . . . Megyn Kelly or 90’s Matt Damon??? pic.twitter.com/mHW7fV20Wr

— KVJ Show (@KVJShow) August 31, 2016

Tom Brady got his hair cut like a 90’s Power Ranger. pic.twitter.com/AAjgguuA4O

— Pablo (@PabloGRadio) August 30, 2016

Tom Brady got the new kids on the block 1990s hair going #patriots

— Che (@CheReal85) August 30, 2016

Didn’t know the @Patriots hired Gordon Bombay… I might have to start rooting for them #TomBrady #Hair #MightyDucks pic.twitter.com/dQzFUCE7rs

— Lauren Kravec (@LaurenKravec) August 30, 2016

Tom Brady will be working in a Hair Salon while serving his 4 game suspension

— Upton Bell (@uptonbell) August 31, 2016

@MikeAndMike Tom Brady has joined the Mitt Romney Hair Club for Men?

— Cuervo Paper (@PopUtsey) August 31, 2016

Tom Brady has a new hair cut, the Megyn Kelly.#philcast @whby pic.twitter.com/MXK8ChOpC8

— Phil Cianciola (@cianciola) August 31, 2016

I know I am late to the party , but Tom Brady’s hair looks like he’s about to audition for friends. #Friends #TomBrady

— Shaun Ramirez (@SuperShaunTendo) August 31, 2016

I see #TomBrady‘s hair and I picture a guy who drives a mini van and wears socks with sandals while making terrible dad jokes.

— Nacho Bizness (@RandJ712) August 31, 2016

Tuesday’s press conference was the last scheduled appearance for Brady before he begins serving his four game suspension for his role in the deflategate scandal — which means Pats QB will now get a chance for a, well, ‘do over.

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