Some political observers have denounced newly announced Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump as “unpresidential,” “unfit for office,” and “completely and utterly batshit.” But a quick perusal of the real estate mogul’s Twitter account reveals that Trump is precisely the man we need in the White House:
When Trump took the high ground
While @BetteMidler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 28, 2012
When Trump took a stand against autism
Healthy young child goes to doctor, gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes – AUTISM. Many such cases!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 28, 2014
When Trump endorsed same-sex relationships
.@ariannahuff is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 28, 2012
When Trump’s Twitter gave him honest-to-God superpowers
My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 17, 2012
When Trump took on Chinese propaganda
The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 6, 2012
When Trump extended his condolences to the victim of a plane crash
How amazing, the State Health Director who verified copies of Obama’s “birth certificate” died in plane crash today. All others lived
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 12, 2013
When Trump denounced America’s institutional racism
Sadly, because president Obama has done such a poor job as president, you won't see another black president for generations!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 25, 2014
When Trump helped correct a publishing error
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 18, 2012
When Trump endorsed Team Jacob
Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 22, 2012
When Trump endorsed compliance to Sharia law
Many people are saying it was wonderful that Mrs. Obama refused to wear a scarf in Saudi Arabia, but they were insulted.We have enuf enemies
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 29, 2015
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