Twitter Users Jab Carson’s Colorful Statements with #BenCarsonWikipedia

Over the past few weeks, Ben Carson has been getting a lot of flak for some of his stranger statements and beliefs. These have included his frequent use of Holocaust metaphors, his thoughts on gun control and the Oregon shooting, and most recently his Biblical idea of what the Egyptian pyramids were for.

Now, since Twitter can never let a good hashtag go to waste, a number of users decided to compile a few of Carson’s recent statements and expand on them for what they thought he would say if he could re-write Wikipedia:

Some respected scientists believe that aliens built Mount Everest to get closer to heaven. #bencarsonwikipedia

— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) November 5, 2015

Stonehenge was a set of dominoes for dinosaurs before God made them extinct for supporting gay marriage. #bencarsonwikipedia

— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) November 6, 2015

Hieroglyphics are just recipes for bread. #bencarsonwikipedia pic.twitter.com/OzWiFDRSgd

— Alan Corbett (@alanstweet) November 6, 2015

#BenCarsonWikipedia pic.twitter.com/JXXD26Tp1A

— John Sheehan (@dogstar7tweets) November 7, 2015

When Julius Caesar was stabbed. I said, "Let's rush them, they can't kill us both" & we did, and they only killed him. #bencarsonwikipedia

— Andrew James Gregor (@andrewjgregor) November 6, 2015

If the dinosaurs had guns, the mass extinction would have never happened. #bencarsonwikipedia

— Robert Quam (@HowardQuam) November 7, 2015

The Berlin Wall was erected because of the great popularity of racket ball in Germany. #bencarsonwikipedia

— Juan (@jrivera64) November 6, 2015

The Cape of Good Hope is where Bob Hope is buried. The Cape of Bad Hope is what Hitler wore. #bencarsonwikipedia

— Eric Vale (@ericvale) November 6, 2015

Stabbing friends heightens energy as much as nutritional supplements cure cancer. #bencarsonwikipedia pic.twitter.com/IewCRSqAfX

— Ben's Wisdom (@DocBenCarson) November 6, 2015

Hitler didn't commit suicide I stabbed him at Popeyes. #bencarsonwikipedia

— Sally O'Mally (@SnarkyFieds) November 6, 2015

Maybe the environment wouldn't be dying if it had guns #bencarsonwikipedia

— Jesse Stokes (@Jelest_94) November 6, 2015

Lady Liberty's torch is the source of global warming. #bencarsonwikipedia

— Kojiyaw (@KojiYao666) November 7, 2015

#bencarsonwikipedia At one point @RealBenCarson was asked to join the @WuTangClan. It was an informal offer…

— Scott Wooledge (@Clarknt67) November 6, 2015

[h/t TheWrap]
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