New England Patriots star quarterback Tom Brady is exactly like the rest of us when it comes to Thanksgiving family traditions. He lights a fire, passes around the sweet potatoes, and frightens the sh*t out of his kids by dressing up like a turkey and sharing the horrifying deed with the world.
The four-time Super Bowl champion posted the following video of the act of cruelty to Facebook, which quickly raked up a million+ views by Friday morning.
I suppose instilling a fear of turkeys into his children like an unethical science experiment is what Tom Brady does when the Pats don’t play on Thanksgiving. I’d hate to think that Brady was committing this horrible act of parenting instead of watching Thursday’s Panthers-Cowboys game. Does Brady — whose Patriots are a perfect 10-0 — not think that the equally undefeated Carolina Panthers are worth his attention? I smell deep arrogance emanating from that awful turkey costume.
It’s not the first time in Tom Brady’s career that he’s been a turkey, however. On February 3, 2008 the then-undefeated Brady got gobbled up by a punishing Giants pass rush in the closing minute of Super Bowl 42. Brady would later get served like a plate of dark meat in Super Bowl 46 against
my the New York Giants once again.
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