Watch Warren Sapp Realize That People Caught Soliciting Prostitutes Go to Jail

Video of the minutes after Warren Sapp‘s arrest has emerged, as well as his initial tale of his post-Super Bowl encounter with two prostitutes that led to solicitation charges and his firing from the NFL Network.

TMZ got their hands on the video, which shows Sapp, an on-air football analyst, talking quite candidly about how he picked up two women from a Phoenix bar, paid them both $600, and began snapping photos of them doing whatever it is that men do with prostitutes. “I’m silly like that sometimes,” Sapp says.

The trouble began when one of the women refused to perform oral sex on Sapp, which irked him: “Why don’t you use your mouth on me, instead of using it?” he recalled saying, which prompted her to lock herself in the bathroom while the other woman continued on Sapp. Later, one of the women asked for a tip, which Sapp refused to pay. According to him, one of the women spat on him, a fight broke out between the two women, and yada yada yada, Sapp was arrested for assault and solicitation.

Watch a somewhat chill Sapp recount his adventures in solicitation below:

And if you ever wanted to see a man’s soul shatter when he realizes he’s going to jail on a solicitation charge, watch below:

[Image via screenshot/TMZ]

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