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Latest Vampires Stories

Vampires Are Not Going to the Doctor and It’s a Real Problem

Jamie FreveleJul 13th
Colbert Decimates Vampire Congressional Candidate with Actual Policy Questions

Tina NguyenMay 9th
David Letterman Presses Nicolas Cage On His Alleged Vampirism

Michael HayesFeb 10th
This Exists: Planned Parenthood Gives Instructions On How To Safely Have Sex With Vampires

Jon BershadOct 31st
Best Headline Of The Day: ‘Florida ‘Vampire’ Attacks Senior Citizen At Vacant Hooters’

Jon BershadSep 9th
Mitt Romney Tells Today He Loves Twilight And South Park

Frances MartelMay 31st
Meet Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey, The Vampire Who’s Running For President

Jon BershadJan 24th
Rachel Maddow: I’m A Lesbian Vampire, And Other Internet “Facts”

Glenn DavisNov 4th
What We’re Thankful For This Year

Steve KrakauerNov 26th
HAPPY HALLOWE’EN! Please Enjoy This Blood-Spattered Post

Rachel SklarOct 31st
Vampires? So 2009. What’s Next? BRAIIINNS!

Jessica Gold HaralsonSep 8th