Want Your Friday Ruined? The Brands on Twitter Are Making Gross Sex Jokes
The official Twitter accounts for some of America’s biggest brands started to make gross sex jokes online on Thursday.
After the official Netflix account asked in a post, “what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?” the floodgates opened.
what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?
— Netflix US (@netflix) December 5, 2019
In some kind of demented attempt to advertise their products and services through a viral post, even family-friendly brands like Universal Orlando Resort and Pop Tarts participated.
nice hot pocket
— Hot Pockets (@hotpockets) December 5, 2019
Do you want more meat?
— Arby’s (@Arbys) December 5, 2019
Please share your experience with the community.
— Yelp (@Yelp) December 5, 2019
How likely would you be to recommend us to a friend?
— Groupon (@Groupon) December 5, 2019
send me a *good* snake pic
— Animal Planet (@AnimalPlanet) December 5, 2019
The Mandalorian continues to dominate
— IMDb (@IMDb) December 5, 2019
I can’t believe this is happening live.
— YouTube TV (@YouTubeTV) December 5, 2019
Consider removing an article.
— Grammarly (@Grammarly) December 6, 2019
How much sausage would you like?
— MOD Pizza (@MODPizza) December 5, 2019
“This is delicious”
— Aviation American Gin (@AviationGin) December 5, 2019
netflix and chill?
— hulu (@hulu) December 5, 2019
Sometimes it helps to blow on it first
— Tazo (@Tazo) December 5, 2019
You can go elbow deep in me
— Kettle Brand Chips (@kettlebrand) December 6, 2019
Do you wanna take a lick?
— Ben & Jerry’s (@benandjerrys) December 5, 2019
Bone-in please
— Wingstop ? (@wingstop) December 5, 2019
I’m not sure we want to touch this.
— Paramount Network (@paramountnet) December 5, 2019
now 33% bigger
— AXE (@AXE) December 5, 2019
Up to four devices, on us.
— T-Mobile (@TMobile) December 5, 2019
That was Freaky Fast!
— Jimmy John’s (@jimmyjohns) December 5, 2019
Fill me up
— Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) December 6, 2019
Please tell me I’m doing a good job
— MoonPie (@MoonPie) December 5, 2019
We really need to do more video.
— Buffalo Wild Wings (@BWWings) December 5, 2019
Check out our new cans.
— Bud Light (@budlight) December 5, 2019
Prepare for the ride of a lifetime. ??
— Universal Orlando Resort (@UniversalORL) December 6, 2019
0 to 60 in 3.5 seconds.
— Audi (@Audi) December 5, 2019
not touching this one
— Kum & Go (@kumandgo) December 6, 2019
And the official account for New Jersey joined in too.
what exit
— New Jersey ☃️ (@NJGov) December 6, 2019
