Want Your Friday Ruined? The Brands on Twitter Are Making Gross Sex Jokes

The official Twitter accounts for some of America’s biggest brands started to make gross sex jokes online on Thursday.

After the official Netflix account asked in a post, “what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?” the floodgates opened.

what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?

— Netflix US (@netflix) December 5, 2019

In some kind of demented attempt to advertise their products and services through a viral post, even family-friendly brands like Universal Orlando Resort and Pop Tarts participated.

nice hot pocket

— Hot Pockets (@hotpockets) December 5, 2019

Do you want more meat?

— Arby’s (@Arbys) December 5, 2019

Please share your experience with the community.

— Yelp (@Yelp) December 5, 2019

How likely would you be to recommend us to a friend?

— Groupon (@Groupon) December 5, 2019

send me a *good* snake pic

— Animal Planet (@AnimalPlanet) December 5, 2019

The Mandalorian continues to dominate

— IMDb (@IMDb) December 5, 2019

I can’t believe this is happening live.

— YouTube TV (@YouTubeTV) December 5, 2019

Consider removing an article.

— Grammarly (@Grammarly) December 6, 2019

How much sausage would you like?

— MOD Pizza (@MODPizza) December 5, 2019

“This is delicious”

— Aviation American Gin (@AviationGin) December 5, 2019

netflix and chill?

— hulu (@hulu) December 5, 2019

Sometimes it helps to blow on it first

— Tazo (@Tazo) December 5, 2019

You can go elbow deep in me

— Kettle Brand Chips (@kettlebrand) December 6, 2019

Do you wanna take a lick?

— Ben & Jerry’s (@benandjerrys) December 5, 2019

Bone-in please

— Wingstop ? (@wingstop) December 5, 2019

I’m not sure we want to touch this.

— Paramount Network (@paramountnet) December 5, 2019

now 33% bigger

— AXE (@AXE) December 5, 2019

Up to four devices, on us.

— T-Mobile (@TMobile) December 5, 2019

That was Freaky Fast!

— Jimmy John’s (@jimmyjohns) December 5, 2019

Fill me up

— Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) December 6, 2019

Please tell me I’m doing a good job

— MoonPie (@MoonPie) December 5, 2019

We really need to do more video.

— Buffalo Wild Wings (@BWWings) December 5, 2019

Check out our new cans.

— Bud Light (@budlight) December 5, 2019

Prepare for the ride of a lifetime. ??

— Universal Orlando Resort (@UniversalORL) December 6, 2019

0 to 60 in 3.5 seconds.

— Audi (@Audi) December 5, 2019

not touching this one

— Kum & Go (@kumandgo) December 6, 2019

And the official account for New Jersey joined in too.

what exit

— New Jersey ☃️ (@NJGov) December 6, 2019

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