Why do you call it a “pseudo-sex scandal”? National Enquirer broke the John Edwards story — was that a pseudo scandal? Is it because the masseuse may be trying to cash in? So did/are a half dozen of Tiger Woods’ mistresses. Is that not still a real scandal?

Imagine if Dick Cheney were accused of sexually accosting a masseuse. (I know, it is hard to imagine — but stick with me here.) Would the story be buried as the main stream media are trying to do with Al’s perceived peccadilloes? I think not.

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Al must have had a massage scheduled for that day.

Hey, Al, why a massage at 10:30PM alone in your hotel room?

Could you picture Al and Bill checking out the bridesmaids? They would both be saying, I tapped that one, and that one, and that one, and that one,………that one put up a little more fight, but I tapped her anyway.

@Ollie: Both Edwards and Woods had sex, while the same can’t be said for Al.

Bill: He he, you know something Al? I nailed every broad in this room. That is with the exception of my daughter, of course.

Al: Well Bill. In that case, between the two of us, we nailed them ALL!!!!!!!

I have talked to some people who are reasonably aware of current events. But none of them had heard of the police investigation of Al Gore’s sexual harassment case. Give credit to Al’s friends in the mainstream media, who have worked hard to cover up this story. But what those same journalists should be worrying about is their own credibility when, once again, the National Enquirer breaks a story that they could have reported years ago.

They talk about CNN and CBS merging together. But really, to save on overhead, these liberal journalists just need to move in to the Democrat party headquarters. They are already taking their orders from the DNC, so why not have their office in the same building as their bosses?

Those 2 clowns don’t deserve to be in Clinton’s presence.

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@Magister. It depends what the definition of sex is. If the masseuse does indeed have Al’s DNA on the pants, what would you attribute that to? Global warming?

Very clever retort Ollie!

In such cases I would normally express my sympathies to the jilted spouse but in Tipper’s case I must say that she knew perfectly what she was getting for a husband.