Breaking News: Hillary Clinton Eats Food

Are you ready for today’s big news from the campaign trail? Are you really ready? You’re gonna love today’s news.

Okay, so, get this: Hillary Clinton… eats food. Like a normal person!

Clinton was at Chipotle today and oh boy do we have all the gripping details:

Spotted: @HillaryClinton ordering Chipotle in Ohio, security footage (and Clinton aide) confirms. (ht @jasonvolack) pic.twitter.com/cbofpGwkra

— Liz Kreutz (@ABCLiz) April 13, 2015

Hillary Clinton's made a brief stop over for lunch at Chipotle in Maumee around 1:15pm. But what did she order?

— WTVG 13abc (@13abc) April 13, 2015

Manager Charles Wright at Chipotle wasn't aware clinton was There till I called him. He pulled the security photo pic.twitter.com/wCIJlVpm9a

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) April 13, 2015

Hillary Clinton stays at Chipotle for 45 minutes and ordered the chicken bowl with guacamole.

— WTVG 13abc (@13abc) April 13, 2015

Well, thank God for that! She could have ordered the chicken bowl without guacamole, and that would have meant… um… something for her 2016 chances.

And ABC News already has a write-up of Clinton’s epic Chipotle adventure.

Meanwhile, The Daily Caller gave us the hottest of takes:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? (Well, Gwen Ifill definitely isn’t.)

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