Thoughts and prayers go out to him and his family. Though I don’t agree with him on most things, I don’t like seeing him get injured. 

America’s “pain in the a$$” learns how karma operates.  Ouch!
How’s that little online webcast going for you?
What, the networks have stopped calling.
Buh bye!

Dufus klutz.

The dollar signs in your comment indicate a subconcious twinge of jealousy. 

Paging Dr. Freud !!

Usually when one jumps on the coffee table in their home, they’ve had too much to drink!!

How does someone without a backbone hurt his back?

I can’t stand the man. But having suffered for many years with back pain, I wouldn’t wish it on anyone.

Nothing on Tony Blankley though?

Quick! Somebody get him six bottles of Vicodin, some Wild Turkey and an eight ball!

maybe rolling around in his $40 million he made at fox and selling bogus gold will make his back feel better.. if not, at least he can use that money to afford health care that 90% of america can’t afford.

Jealousy is surely in the air.

You’ll have to cite something, anything that shows he made $40 million from Fox.

Must be something about being uber-dramatic and coffee tables:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIwTYL1fwJk&feature=related

Bogus gold? Perhaps he should have invested in something real like Hopenchange™!

Poor Glenn hurt his back kicking in his TV set as he watched the Simpsons last night.

I guess it kinda sucks when America is laughing at you.

Poor Glen slipped in his tears

Racing to get a seat at his Circle Jerk radio show.

What little spine he had left is finally rejecting the host… sad, really… when you think about it.

This is a cover story for something else… Beck is just trying to metaphorically blame coffee tables for this nation’s ills… either that, or he’s a crazy jackass that thinks he’s 12.

Glenn was bending over the coffee table to entertain Sean Hannity “Danny Thomas-style.”

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/watch-clips-of-the-simpsons-spoofing-beck-that-glenn-loves/

Sounds like he is furious. Just like when South Park did an episode on him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZAuTDVuD7o

It must suck to be so irrelevant. Imagine having SNL, South Park, and now The Simpsons all making fun of you.

Seems like it was 2 million per year.  Chump change.
The real money is in merchandise, ghost written books and scamming evangelicals/patriots into his “Restore” campaigns.

Haven’t read the new posting policy?
The new PC is in effect.

You were touching yourself when you wrote that, weren’t you?

When Beck actually dies an enema will allow his corpse to be interned in a matchbox.

couldnt happen to a nicer guy  who cares

I doubt it was the first time Beck has been bent over a coffee table or other flat surface.

The spelled “Drinking Binge Incident” wrong…

Not in my case.
It’s just hatred, with a hearty helping of disgust.

Otoh, he sure did a good job of fleecing you rubes, morons, and patsies.

It wasn’t bogus gold, it was vastly overpriced gold, and vastly overgraded gold coins.

At least you got the reference. But I’m sorry to disappoint you; I can only type using two hands.

I know a Dr in San Antonio that does back surgery called minimumly invasion tubular retraction.  He did my sons back and my son walked out of the hospital that afternoon. Yes it was a ruptured disk.    The Dr makes a small insision, no cutting muscles and no weeks of recovery.  Hope you get this message passed along to you.  Mother in San Marcos, Tx

God is punishing Glenn Beck.

He was bending over his coffee table – for Rush Limbaugh.