Mayor Bloomberg Reads Hot Dog-Eating Contest Remarks, Asks ‘Who Wrote This Sh*t?’

New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg spoke yesterday at an event ahead of the Nathan’s Famous July 4 International Hot Dog-Eating Contest. Making his way through the pun-laden remarks, he asked, “Who wrote this shit?”

The prepared remarks were essentially every hot dog-related pun strung together in a few sentences. Including “dogged pursuers” and “cut the mustard and be pronounced wiener.” Oof.

Take a look, via CBS:

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