Now I don’t want to accuse Fox News of trying to drum up anger with a story that doesn’t exist but…Fox News is trying to drum up anger with a story that doesn’t exist. Apparently the folks at DC Comics have given Wonder Woman a new costume that removes her star-covered hot pants. The reasoning behind the move apparently has to do with an upcoming movie as well as the fact that it’s the year 2010 and she was running around in freaking star-covered hot pants. However, Fox News is blaming another source: the creeping evil of GLOBALISM!

Holy sensationalism, Batman!

Newsweek, move over. The current issue of Mad Magazine contains images of Sarah Palin that make the “controversial” running shorts cover seem tame by comparison, illustrating the Going Rogue author as “Blunder Woman.” As part of their “20 Dumbest of 2009″ list, they’ve illustrated Palin as a sexy stupor-heroine who does battle with an imaginary Death Panel. Plus, more Palin “art” inside.