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Glenn Beck Thoroughly Enjoys The “Spanking” Mika Brzezinski Got On Egypt

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There’s no better proof of how annoyed Glenn Beck gets with all the “conspiracy theorist” accusations he receives than seeing how happy he is when someone “respected” agrees with him. For example, take this clip from his radio show today in which he listens with absolute glee to the audio of Niall Ferguson debating Mika Brzezinski over Egypt from this morning’s Morning Joe. Beck happily describes it as a “spanking.” We’re pretty sure we haven’t heard him this giddy since SNL said he was right about the gold. Of course, this instance has more references to Mika’s “warm tushie” so…there’s that.

Of course, the spanking metaphor wasn’t apropos of nothing. It came with regards to an earlier discussion of an article about child abuse on The Blaze. This Morning Joe clip, Beck explained, was “the good kind” of spanking. That’s fine and the clip is enjoyable enough but, seriously, can we officially put a moratorium on any adult referring to another adult’s “tushie?” I know some Beck critics are going to call this sexism but I disagree. My problem is that it’s just icky.

So, yeah, there you go. You now all have the image Glenn Beck happily watching Mika Brzezinski getting spanked by a professor in your heads. If that doesn’t scream “Valentines Day,” I don’t know what does.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Eric-Larson/1589499840 Eric Larson

    Well clearly Niall Ferguson listens to Beck too much. Has to be be. Beck is a nut and a hack. No way he could ever been correct to be worried about all of this. Just all crazy talk.

  • BFD

    “how happy he is when someone “respected” agrees with him. ”

    No one “respected” agrees with Beck’s completely loony and paranoid global conspiracy theory so let’s correct that assumption right now.

    ____________________________________________
    Day 6 since Glenn Beck was struck by an overwhelming feeling that Egypt is the beginning of a growing evil that is going to spread a global Muslim caliphate and with the help of the communists and progressives create a New World Order ending our way of life as we know it.

  • skyfet

    Glenn! I think as a good Mormon man! you should limit the spanking to your wife.

  • tatboy

    OK… who here doesn’t wanna spank Mika???

  • WCinWI

    BFD said:
    “how happy he is when someone “respected” agrees with him. ”

    No one “respected” agrees with Beck’s completely loony and paranoid global conspiracy theory so let’s correct that assumption right now.

    ____________________________________________
    Day 6 since Glenn Beck was struck by an overwhelming feeling that Egypt is the beginning of a growing evil that is going to spread a global Muslim caliphate and with the help of the communists and progressives create a New World Order ending our way of life as we know it.

    Keith, is that you?

  • nice_thought

    tatboy said:
    OK… who here doesn’t wanna spank Mika???

    Maybe her husband, he seen her tush day night. And maybe Joe scarface, he seen her tushie as much.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ed-Lascar/100000889579338 Ed Lascar

    You’ve got totally wrong the title. Linking “spanking” to Egypt in such a scarce context make me to believe that a real spanking was commited …even between quotes signs.

    Persons above, who don’t like Glenn Beck, took the hook to smear him….as we all could surelly antecipated.

  • Calvin

    BFD said:
    Day 6 since Glenn Beck was struck by an overwhelming feeling that Egypt is the beginning of a growing evil that is going to spread a global Muslim caliphate and with the help of the communists and progressives create a New World Order ending our way of life as we know it.

    Looking for a job at MSNBC, I see.

  • WCinWI

    nice_thought said:
    Maybe her husband, he seen her tush day night. And maybe Joe scarface, he seen her tushie as much.

    Hi Sexist!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Eric-Larson/1589499840 Eric Larson

    BFD said:
    “how happy he is when someone “respected” agrees with him. ” No one “respected” agrees with Beck’s completely loony and paranoid global conspiracy theory so let’s correct that assumption right now. ____________________________________________Day 6 since Glenn Beck was struck by an overwhelming feeling that Egypt is the beginning of a growing evil that is going to spread a global Muslim caliphate and with the help of the communists and progressives create a New World Order ending our way of life as we know it.

    BFD I offten think your arguments are well thought out. But there are times that you are intellectually dishonest. Beck said he was worried about what could happen after the revolt and who was behind the revolt. Others are now coming out (or are finally getting air time) and saying much of the same stuff. Not sure whats so hard to get here. Don’t be a Chris Matthews.

  • skyfet

    tatboy said:
    OK… who here doesn’t wanna spank Mika???

    That’s a different topic.

  • nice_thought

    WCinWI said:
    Hi Sexist!

    Hello there!

  • Arkansas Steve

    nice_thought said:
    Maybe her husband, he seen her tush day night. And maybe Joe scarface, he seen her tushie as much.

    You might want to consider changing your screen name.
    It’s obvious to all you aren’t nice.
    It’s also likely you are “challenged” in the THOUGHT thing.

  • notsofast

    We all did, GB!

    It was a sight to behold that lib panel exhaling on air in exasperation at the professor schooling them on foreign policy.

  • Gasket

    I would spank Mika.

  • nice_thought

    Arkansas Steve said:
    You might want to consider changing your screen name.
    It’s obvious to all you aren’t nice.
    It’s also likely you are “challenged” in the THOUGHT thing.

    Thank you for the suggestion. I might consider it, if you werent from arkansas. I totally disapprove of inbreeding. What u call you sister, mom?

  • Olby Sucks

    WCinWI said:
    Keith, is that you?

    He’s a wannabe…a poser.

  • nice_thought

    Arkansas Steve said:
    You might want to consider changing your screen name.
    It’s obvious to all you aren’t nice.
    It’s also likely you are “challenged” in the THOUGHT thing.

    I might consider it, if it wasnt coming from a guy who calls his sister Mom. How is your sister er mom?

  • Garth

    The Rodeo Clown has gone so far over the cliff that even the whack jobs are bailing.

  • Harry Flashman

    I see that spanking Mika is one subject tat some on the left and the right seem to agree on.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Mangan/100000213524770 David Mangan

    I’ve read several books by Niall and he is fundamentally a conservative. GB was joshing at the end, playing the rope-a-dope thing that makes REAL dopes like BFD think he’s a dope.

  • Garth

    notsofast said:
    We all did, GB!

    It was a sight to behold that lib panel exhaling on air in exasperation at the professor schooling them on foreign policy.

    A sight to behold is you actually trying to put an original thought together, Keep trying moron.

  • nice_thought

    Harry Flashman said:
    I see that spanking Mika is one subject tat some on the left and the right seem to agree on.

    Hear hear

  • Glenn.Bovine.Merrill

    I bet Niall Ferguson also buys rare coins from Goldline and has a basement full of Survival seeds.

    Ain’t that right, Niall?!

  • im_lovin_it

    Glenn Beck loves him some media blondies! Hopefully he just stays in his bomb shelter all day. It might be awkward for the Fox anchor babes to be walking by a pudgy little sweaty dude holding his tin foil hat in front of his pants.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY9IC7njYYc

    “Mika! Send me your naughty pictures! Of you spanking your tushie most provocatively! I will help save you from the New World Order!”

  • timzank

    nice_thought said:
    Thank you for the suggestion. I might consider it, if you werent from arkansas. I totally disapprove of inbreeding. What u call you sister, mom?

    You didn’t like Bill Clinton?

  • timzank

    Garth said:
    A sight to behold is you actually trying to put an original thought together, Keep trying moron.

    SarahP is back!!

  • tatboy

    timzank said:
    SarahP is back!!

    And Tim…: )

  • OxyCon

    Now that’s an attention grabbing headline!

  • lazzzlo

    OxyCon said:
    Now that’s an attention grabbing headline!

    Deep down, I have to admit; that could be a good thing.

  • BOMBSHELL

    Gasket said:
    I would spank Mika.

    My daddly likes to be spanked. Would you spank my daddy?

  • Michael_T

    Niall Ferguson had me until his preposterous hyperbole that the Muslim Brotherhood (a small faction) would assume power. No other reasonable expert on Egypt is suggesting that. If they are, it is used to attack President Obama and not based on any solid evidence I know of

    It’s not like the Muslim Brotherhood is the Tea Party on camels.

    If you support privatizing social security and replacing Federal taxes with a 35% sales tax then you’ll just love the conservative mindset that is Niall Ferguson.

    As one noted economists once said of Ferguson, “He hasn’t bothered to understand the basics, relying on snide comments and surface cleverness to convey the impression of wisdom.”

  • http://sharethisurlaboutglennbeck.com/ GlennBeckReview

    Niall Ferguson didn’t argue that the Muslim Brotherhood is in any way working with Western radicals. THAT is the conspiracy theory that got Beck in hot water with Kristol, not that the Muslim Brotherhood is not a threat. Ferguson also argued that no one can say what’s going to happen which is not what Beck was claiming on his show last Thursday. He was certain about his conspiracy theory. CERTAIN!

    Beck is so clever at twisting words around to make his absurd claims come off as reasonable. They’re not. He’s an ignorant fool, and I’m sure that Ferguson would slap his stupid ass around in a one on one with Mr. Beck, something Beck is terrified of actually getting into with anyone actually educated on the subject.

  • notsofast

    Garth said:
    A sight to behold is you actually trying to put an original thought together, Keep trying moron.

    Says the lib dullard.

    How many angels can dance on your head, cretin?

  • notsofast

    timzank said:
    SarahP is back!!

    That was my first thought.

    garth moves me; in my bowels.

  • writer

    I know a guy whose cousin knows a guy whose sister dated a guy who worked for a guy who knows all about Glenn Beck, and when he releases his information, it’s going to be a bombshell!

  • bealzebubba

    OxyCon said:
    Now that’s an attention grabbing headline!

    Truth!!

    Mika seems like a cougar to me…I’m doubting she’d enjoy a spanking from Glenn as much as she’d enjoy one from half the gladiator cast of Spartacus. Just sayin’.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tony-Westover/1496648721 Tony Westover

    “There’s no better proof of how annoyed Glenn Beck gets with all the “conspiracy theorist” accusations he receives than seeing how happy he is when someone “respected” agrees with him.”

    More whining from Jon Bershad about Glenn Beck. How expected…

    Next story!

  • http://sharethisurlaboutglennbeck.com/ GlennBeckReview

    Why does Glenn Beck, a liar and hypocrite, have a following of millions? Because he very cleverly manipulates them:
    http://www.sharethisurlaboutglennbeck.com/2011/02/why-glenn-beck-isnt-crazy-and-millions.html

  • Tedderman

    Wow, he spanked Mika, can he tie his own shoes too? Besting Mika is the equivelant of hitting the toilet, everyone does it, some just don’t splash as much out.

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