I thought we weren’t supposed to use rhetoric like this anymore?

Firebreathing liberal toughguy Capehart is the lefty version of Dirty Harry.

No. Similes and metaphors are fine, Dingbat.

Intelligent people tend to intimidate you. You begin quivering like a congealed salad on a picnic table on a “warmish” August afternoon in Texas every time I come around. Now, can you arrange to take Michelle-in-Utah to Applebys for some hideous sauce-soaked beef entree? She needs to get out.

Laughing till I can’t stand up! 

Newt is kinda unkillable.

Like a Terminator.

Newt = Terminator
Cain = Sperminator
Romney = Worminator
Bachmann = Squirminator
Paul = Infirminator

Herman Cain is Candyman. Black pimp who comes back from the dead and keeps on coming.

If by fire, you mean a whisper, then yes……totally.

Meh, it wasn’t the best metaphor, but it wasn’t horrible. I would have used a phoenix instead of Jason but that’s just me. 

Intelligent people intimidate you, too, I see, Bidet.

Washington Post’s finest on the political beat.

I see that the local bingo hall rejected you too.

Robert just can’t get a seat at any table can he? It must remind you of your youngster days of having to eat in the phone booth.

The Queen of MSNBC with another worthless comment.

How many closets has Capehart exploded from?

Jason vs Freddy – the final showdown in 2012

If Gingirch is Jason, then Obama is Freddy for the Americans nightmare.

Idiot conservatives don’t realize that Capeheart actually complimented Newt several times.

And the truth comes out.
As if we didn’t already know.
The lefties have been pushing Romney for months as if they could vote for him so the right should nominate him.
They couldn’t hold it together long however and their true hatred seeps out.
They had a plan all ready to go if he got the nod .
They were going to rip him to pieces after it was too late so that is why they left him alone.

When pundints cross the line and say really silly things like this they have a tendency to disappear from the airwaves pretty quickly.  Not always but most of the time.  I hope this guy has his resume up to date.

You mean MSNBC had a black person on who is not attacking Cain?

MSNBC- you are not trying.

Please tell me you aren’t including yourself in the “intelligent people” group, Royal Dimwit.  You have become less than irrelevant.  I think Mr. Ed might even poll ahead of you at this point. 

Well, that excludes you.

After watching the video, I also thought he was generous in his assessment of Newt. Maybe conservatives just read the headline and comment, or they’re  too obtuse to detect a compliment.

Idiot morons don’t realize I was joking at liberals who claim they are appalled at the use of violent rhetoric.

An apt comparison. 

and I compare you to “Tinkerbell.”

Capehart is just another GAY HATER so who cares?  Gays hate EVERYBODY that isn’t gay.

Or to a “Fruit-fly.”

Hey Thonathan, pwease thtop tawlkwin wike you are the gay you are.  Seriously Jonathan; go get a real job and find a woman to bear your children.

Reading your tedious comments is more painful than listening to a  cherubic Ron Howard sing “Gary, Indiana” in “The Music Man.”

Actually, Newt is more like a really, really, really large CHUCKY.

Wait, wouldn’t a GAY HATER hate gays?

Similes and metaphors are fine”

So that explains why you sound like an idiot.

Robert…Rob..Bobby.

When you come around?   You appear as so many characters here you probably forget who you are.

(Dump your “Rex” persona or cut it down. Nobody reads manifestos. Your “Pro Obama Agenda” one is so unhinged, it’s funny) Just a couple of tips.
         

You’re learning from Cain, when wrong, just say,” I was joking when I said that.”

Like Michelle Obama, eh?

Hold the phone, Pro Obama Agenda” isn’t Moochelle!?

Gay hater – gay and hates (anyway he hate hates any man that loves a vagina and any woman that loves a penis).

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Jonathan Capehart is just another gay that hates any man that likes a vagina and hates any woman that likes a penis.  Capehart is one sick dude according to those that know him.

Obama= Flatulator.

I dunno man…it’s a weird comparison really…I mean Jason has a lot of charisma and personality compared to Newt so..I disagree with J.C.

 I enjoyed flagging every one of your posts.

;-)

Also from Rush.

The old “I’m not racist, I say racist things because I’m satirizing the actual really real racists” excuse.

…..

*drink*….

I love it when teabaggers riff on my jokes because they have no sense of humor of their own.

Ok, thanks for straightening that out.

You guys are the experts on hate.

Dylan was tight- you libs “break like a little girl.”

No, you libs are the quintessential haters.

I don’t know this Johhny Capehart shrew, but he looks like a porch-sitter who rode the affirmative-action gravy train all the way up to the 2nd-Floor of life called ‘Media.’

“Dylan was tight- you libs “break like a little girl.”

Quoted for posterity.

No- until conservatives carry signs with Obama with a bullet hole in his head, or show his head at the bottom of a guillotine or in a noose  or carry signs saying we are here to kill him, you libs are still the gold standard of haters.

I doubt it’s a coincidence that this comment was made on whack job Bashir’s show but the comments here to the point that it was a compliment are correct.

It suggests Gingrich has the ability repeatedly to take enormous amounts of abuse and torture only to rise again and again to wreak havoc and ultimately to always be the victor.

I’m torn though,I can’t decide if the guy from the Halloween movies is a better choice.

You came out of the closet to say that?

More lib racism- God I love it when liberalism reveals its true nature.

Wow !! That’s about $7,000 an hour !!  Sign Me Up !!

Well. it’s her or Robert channeling her.

Such an angry little man!

Dylan was tight- you libs “break like a little girl.” Cry baby, cty

Oooooh Rush. Those Lefties sure have a lot to talk about.

Rush, Rush, Rush, Rush, Rush, Rush, Rush…..

I’m pretty sure a conservative LEADER just sent out pictures of Obama with bullet holes in his head.

But you have no proof- typical.

As is evidenced by folks in LA that actually put Palin in a noose.

Silly BFD.

Wow you must be a sexist too. Get WCinWC2 to explain that to you!

LOL

You must be the smartest conservative on this thread bar none.

I’d say you hit a nerve there BFD…

No, little man Williams, it’s called being off topic, like your petty comments often are.

LOL

Poor liberal Williams wants to play all the cards tonight.

Hey, turkey face, I don’t think Dylan was being sexist, I think you are just a stupid liberal.

He sure described Capehart and you to a t.

Not real fond of Capehart; light-weight, no “grahvee-toss” as he puts it, wrongly, doesn’t even understand the last sort of humor Newt will ever show is “self-deprecating”. WaPo is a funny strange paper, with my favorite purely political pundit not on Comedy Central in Eugene Robinson and my least favorite in Capehart – I’d rather gnash my teeth at any of the drivel written by any of the hole-in-head gang of George F***ing Will, der Kraut, the grotesque Gerson and the oblivious Cohen, than listen to or read a single word from Capehart. He’s completely gravitas-less.

Such anger! We all know where that comes from!!!

I hope Mediaite isn’t becoming msnbc, and bores us all with non-stop attack topics against Republicans!

The President lies directly a contributing group of his “useful idiot” Jewish supporters that his Administration has done more for Israeli security than any other…and no piece on this hysterical canard?

Which did Obama say was more helpful, advocating a return to the ’67 borders, humiliating Benny on multiple occassions, or a nuclear Iran?

They all ran the affirmative action gravy train back in the day’s. I suspect Cain did also but at least he hired thousands of employees.

Tom, you need a different word; ‘quintessential’ is above them.

You? Don’t think so. No discernible sense of humor.

Go through some College Bowl “tapes” from the early 1970′s.

Doleful Lions is awesome and tight!

U just won the contest.

eat an ass

I hope Mediaite isn’t becoming msnbc, and bores us all with non-stop attack topics against Republicans!

No offense, but did you just awake from a coma? Or is that some snarky comment that went over my head?

This isn’t all that clever semantically but I compare Jonathan Capehart to a stupid, dumb, frickin’ racist, moron.

This is the dip who wrote: “There is not, after all, that much difference between accusing Obama of being afraid of “free black men” because he was reared by Caucasians, and bashing him for possessing a Kenyan anti-colonial view of the world that he supposedly got from his African daddy.” in writing about Dinesh D’Souza’s article “How Obama Thinks” and Cornel West’s racist rants.

Yeah Jonathan, there is a difference: one is speculation based on reason and the other racism.

He is certainly smarter than EVERY SINGLE LIBERAL on this thread. Like an icon pic of a colored man will enforce political correctness here. You should get with the commenter named “Rufus Danegro”.

You mean large like First Lady Michelle Ghetto Butt?

As if you now understand common sense. You’re gonna need medicine and liberals’ anonymous meetings.