Rev. Al Sharpton Shows Up On The Soup To Give Some…Romance Tips?

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by Jon Bershad | 4:22 pm, February 13th, 2012

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Societal pressures have made Valentine’s Day a very stressful time for the world’s men. Sometimes it’s really difficult to show your significant other the magical day you feel they deserve. Sure, some people like myself are preternaturally gifted at giving their girlfriends exactly what they want (Oh, crap. I hope she doesn’t read Mediaite or else I totally just ruined that “pony covered in rose petals” surprise…), but what about everyone else? The guys of the world need some helpful pointers to make sure they don’t mess things up. I mean, I’d help but my pony guy is all out of ponies. So who else is there? Well, Al Sharpton, of course!

That’s right! The good Reverend stopped by E!’s The Soup to give audiences some wonderful “Romance Tips.” It’s all really thoughtful stuff like “Set up a tent city of caring and Occupy her heart” and “Write your local congressman, not about anything political, just a love letter. They love the unexpected.” Wonderful.

So, if any of you readers out there need some ideas for tomorrow, just watch this video from E! below. And if anyone you know what ponies eat, please tell me in the comments. Because mine looks really sick.

I think it’s allergic to rose petals.

Al Sharpton, E!, The Soup, Valentine's Day

Gloves Gunther Donahue

Nothing screams romance tips like Al Sharpton.

” Your woman don’t listen to reason, get a megaphone and march around her heart”.

” For a swell gift, pick up some nice dresses at your local fashion mart”.
Cecelia

I appreciate the thought you’ve put into this, MrRevvvvvmeup… but two words…

Foot Massage

That’s all I’m saying…
Gloves Gunther Donahue

Any tips from Gloves?

Glad you asked.
Don’t wait for a special day.
Every week, even if you’re watching a baseball playoff game or the final round of the Masters, if your tomato walks in, turn off the TV, and have her sit down for a couple of hours.
Tell her anytime is the right time to discuss your relationship !
Cecelia

You’re adorable when you’re lying, Gloves…
Cecelia

Never under estimate the effect of cheesy music and sleezy lyrics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvxWpRxhqI8&feature=player_embedded#!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKQQlvYulXo
The Real Royal Emperor

I’ve always found a gym membership is a romantic and appreciated gift for any wife.
Gloves Gunther Donahue

Good, but the Old Master works for Gloves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3VtPeNrDeM&feature=fvsr
AIiveStiIIKickin

Sharpton on romance is comparable to Madonna on abstinence.
Cecelia

You’re GOOD…
Cecelia

I’m sure she appreciates that, RRE,… along with the hazmat nightie.
The Real Royal Emperor

OK. That works. I was thinking comparable to:

Bristol Palin on abstinence.
David Vitter on family values.
Chris Christie on dieting and exercise.

Madonna works, however.
The Real Royal Emperor

My contribution:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFtx54oRkBo

although the following is good as well:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PKL1MeSNW4
http://www.facebook.com/people/Bee-Ruled/100001985815996 Bee Ruled

I preferred the RevAL when he had the big, pouffy hair doo.

(Just kidding, like MOST Americans, I NEVER preferred the RevAL)

-Find Tawana’s Rapiss, yet?-
Cecelia

Gosh!
Anonymous

BUT RESIST WE MUCH, WE MUST, AND WE WILL MUCH, ABOUT THAT, BE COMMITTED…”
Pablo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATQ5ays9t1I&feature=related
Pablo

They should have gotten Jesse for this bit.
http://www.sarainitalyblog.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

*facepalm*
The Real Royal Emperor

That doesn’t work at all.
Pablo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKBttQmhDBw
Pablo

If it worked on you, I’d be disturbed.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Jim-Treacher/542957672 Jim Treacher

“If she doesn’t wanna do it, picket her house!”
Anonymous

You’ve been watching too many Cialis commercials.
Centrist79

You forgot Herman Cain on speed dating.
david r

The Velvet Jones School of Love.
AIiveStiIIKickin

Barry Soetoro on leadership
JustAsking2012

You may be the most predictable person ever.
JustAsking2012

Pie!
Anonymous

I’ve always felt sinatra is perfect for any romantic occasion:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuuOTFZl7Po http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4cFMydqg8M&feature=related
add in some al green and you’ve got yourself a good night: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOxFl4dna3o&feature=related
Anonymous

What does it Importance for the romantic tips?
http://acaithermo.net/?p=167
Love of Country

This uber racist troll must have the same inept handlers as Mooochelle though I agree that both of these America hating trolls need a new image … Good Luck with that!!!!
Cecelia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JXAHXo1tBg&feature=related
Anonymous

“I be wantin som bluebry pie for valintime day!”

Give some to your love; he or she would love it too!

Shaprton — love = oxymoron!