SNL: Mayor Bloomberg Guides You Through The Blizzard

Mayor Mike Bloomberg (or Fred Armisen – one can never be too sure) made an appearance on Saturday Night Live to guide New Yorkers (and further alienate the rest of the country) through the blizzard by advising those worried by such questions as “Where does snow come from?” and “How do I get snow off my car?” to stay home, order in, and resist the temptation to smoke or commit acts of domestic violence.

He then described the process by which the snow will be plowed, which, basically, consists of a few blocks in Manhattan enjoying clean streets while everywhere else, especially Queens, is left languishing under a blanket of dirty slush and crushing mediocrity. Bummer.

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