The Media Wants To See Michael Jackson’s Dead Body, Just To Be Sure

So, Michael Jackson died, right, but no one’s actually seen his dead body. So, how do we know he’s really dead?

Luckily, the media’s all over this.

CNN writes about all the questions surrounding just where Jackson will be buried. How will people who want to visit his grave know where to go?

Over on MSNBC today, they furthered the conspiracy theory Jackson’s body may not have actually been in the golden casket in the Staples Center on Tuesday, and asked where the body may actually be.

ABC News thinks they solved the mystery, but fanned the flames a bit: “Jackson’s remains may not stay at Forest Lawn, however.”

At least Dr. Nancy found his brain:

Thanks, media, for keeping us in the loop on this one.

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