Cat Cora Looks Surprisingly Well-Put Together In Her DUI Mugshot

TMZ — those sly deviants, natch — just slapped up this mugshot of Iron Chef Cat Cora from her recent DUI. And the first question out of our vain mouths: “How does she look so good for having been so drunk?!”

Well, folks, you’ll be happy to know that though Cora had consumed twice the legal amount of alcohol while operating a moving vehicle on that fateful June 17th evening, she never took her mugshot. Hence, this photo was taken a full eleven days later — enough time to get some sleep, pop some Vitamin B pills, and retouch her highlights.

If only every arrested person had the luxury of eleven days of beautifying.

[TMZ]

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