Even Water is Bad for You: Last Call

Seltzer is ruining your life, but Williamsburg is about to get what should be some very very delicious pizza out of Clinton Hill. You win some, you lose some. Here’s what you need to know before you leave the office.

Grub Street

Bad news: If you thought seltzer was as good for you as water, but way more fun, to the tune of replacing your 6-8 glasses of H2O per day with the stuff (us), you’re wrong. It’s slowly rotting your teeth. It’s not as bad for you as soda, or flavored seltzer, but still…

CNBC

Chipotle reported its fourth quarter earnings. As expected, they’re not good.

Gothamist

All about that caramelized cheese crust! Emmy Squared coming soon! #pizza @pizza #dailypizza #🍕 #🍕❤️E #pizzalovesemily #brooklyn #clintonhill #Emily #square #squarepizza #emmysquared #cornerslice #frico #fricocrust #dsp #detroitstylepizza

A photo posted by Emily Pizza 🍕❤️E (@pizzalovesemily) on Jan 28, 2016 at 1:27pm PST

On the heels of Emily’s success, the duo behind the popular Clinton Hill pizza and burger restaurant will be opening Emmy Squared in Williamsburg. They’ll be doing Detroit-style pies.

Eater

We’re not sure why so many people were getting the mozzarella sticks at McDonald’s anyway, but the chain is now facing a class-action lawsuit over them. Customers are claiming that the insides of the sticks are not 100% cheese, and for some reason this is surprising to them.

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