Last Call: Hooters, of All Places, Makes a Stand against Sexual Harassment (Kind Of)

Grub Street: Guess who’s banning notoriously grope-y San Diego mayor Bob Filner from ever stepping foot in their restaurants? Did you guess Hooters? Because Feminazi hearts everywhere exploded upon hearing the news.

The Huffington Post: Cappuccino art? Hah! The latest coffee trend is laser-printing your own face onto your latte’s foam. Screw you, beautifully-rendered flower. Go eff yourself, falling autumn leaf en schiuma. We’re going to drink our faces off, figuratively and literally.

Eater NY: Wandering restaurant critic Robert Sietsema writes an article about the current state of restaurant criticism, on a site that doesn’t do reviews. In other words, a headless snake managed to eat its own tail today.

Bon Appetit: If you do not follow Keri Russell’s rules about drinking and dining out, Keri Russell gets angry. You wouldn’t like Keri Russell when Keri Russell gets angry. (WINE SMASH!)

Instagram: Brody Jenner Instagrammed a photo of himself holding up a giant, freshly caught bluefin tuna, with a long-winded comment explaining his hard-on for sustainability. Who do we call to get him guesting on the next episode of Hooked Up? #BrodyAndLC4Eva

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