‘YOU’RE F*cked Up!’ Man on Bike Goes Berserk On Cops Outside Trump Trial — But Not About Trump

A bicyclist cursed out cops outside the courthouse where former President Donald Trump’s trial was taking place — but he wasn’t angry about Trump or the trial.

As the defense rested its case in the Stormy Daniels hush money-election interference trial Tuesday, cameras were set up inside the courthouse, as well as outside — where Trump has claimed that tight security is keeping his fans from showing up to support him in large numbers.

But that hasn’t stopped throngs of hecklers from showing up to deride the parade of Trump surrogates who have begun to travel to the trial regularly to rant outside the courthouse.

And cameras caught one irate man on a bicycle haranguing cops guarding the courthouse over the Suez Canal. As the man ranted profanely about the canal and “the Egyptians” and guilt-ridden spies, the photojournalists had a laugh about the display:

BICYCLE MAN: Are you going to open the Suez Canal? (inaudible) fucked up right? (inaudible) fucked up and your fuckin’ diplomat! Look at the fuckin’ Egyptian (inaudible)

So you’re fucked up! You’re fucked up! Very fucked up! Extremely fucked up! How you can open the fucking Suez Canal smartass? Huh?

How you gonna open the fucking canal? What are you going to call? Some Egyptian prince? Your buddy?

Who the fuck you gonna call? How are you gonna open the canal?

JOURNO 1: It’s a good question, how are we going to open the canal? (laughter) Anybody have the answer?

BICYCLE MAN: A lot of goddamn nerve!

JOURNO 2: I mean, hydraulics?

BICYCLE MAN: The most dangerous thing in America! They’re spies! So much guilt. You hang yourselves! So much guilt they hang themselves! Capable of anything!

The case is expected to wrap up next week, with closing arguments beginning after Memorial Day Weekend before the matter goes to the jury.

Watch above via Pool.

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