From The HIDE YOUR KIDS File: Is This Doll Saying A Bad Word?

Has your kid asked you for “You & Me Triplets” baby dolls this Christmas / other religious or secular wintertime celebration of your choosing? I mean, they’re just so cute, right? Stiff, unblinking, dead-eyed bundles of cuteness.

Some consumers, however, are worried that the sauciest of the three triplets might be cooing something obscene. Hint: That something is the word bitch!

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It appears that, every year just around the holidays (Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, the day your least favorite aunt reads your crystals and informs you that your aura is getting fat, etc.), there’s always that one toy that is hellbent on yelling obscenities at young children. There’s been the cursing caterpillar, the angry phone, death threat Elmo, and the commemorative George Carlin action figure. And, now, these terrifying triplets who will insult your child before slowly consuming its organs.

Have a look, courtesy of Fox News:

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