SNL Makes Steamy Ad For Junk-Grabbing TSA

The TSA is having a bit of an image problem, what with reports of rampant, illicit junk-touching—a problem on which even President Obama was asked to comment. So, with the busy holiday season approaching, the chartiable folks at SNL tried to help out by making a steamy new ad for the TSA, one that rebrands intrusive pat-downs as intimate companionship.

In the mode of 1-900 number ads, the new TSA spot teases flyers with the prospect of having their “businesses” touched by attractive lady agents. But unlike those late-night phone-sex services, this ad was frank about who will actually be touching your junk—Kenan Thompson.

Watch SNL stoke the junk-touching fire with this hot new TSA promo:

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