Stephen Colbert Offers Dietary Advice to ‘King Trump’ After ‘Insane’ AI Poop Video

The Late Show host Stephen Colbert tore into President Donald Trump on Monday night after the president shared an “insane” but “accurate” AI-generated video depicting the commander in chief dumping feces on Americans from a fighter jet.

The 19-second clip, shared on Truth Social late Saturday, shows “King Trump” emblazoned on an aircraft manned by the president.

Trump, wearing a crown, drops feces on protesters, including one resembling left-wing influencer Harry Sisson, taking part in the nationwide “No Kings” demonstrations in what looks like Times Square.

The host began: “One person who did not like the message of ‘No Kings’ was Donald Trump. He was subtle in his criticism.”

“To prove that he’s not a monarch, on Saturday night, he posted this AI video of himself wearing a crown, flying a jet, and strafing New York City with feces,” Colbert jabbed, to jeers from the audience.

After rolling back the clip, the comedian jumped on the punchline: “There it is: King Trump crapping on America. Which is insane, though I will grant, factually accurate.”

Noting the looseness of Trump’s stool, Colbert offered some advice to the president: “Eat a vegetable, baby. Throw in a handful of flax seeds in your milkshake. You got a real problem.”

He didn’t stop there. “Only an absolute idiot and a moral reprobate would defend it,” Colbert said — before adding, “So naturally, that’s exactly what House Speaker Mike Johnson did.”

Johnson defended Trump’s video earlier Monday, calling it “satire” and insisting critics were “taking it too seriously.”

Watch above via CBS.