All-Pro Offensive Lineman Joe Thomas Blasts United in Hilarious Series of Tweets

We’ve previously chronicled the Twitter exploits of All-Pro Cleveland Browns offensive lineman Joe Thomas — who, several weeks ago, Tweeted that free agent quarterback Colin Kaepernick would be a distraction for his new team because of his National Anthem protests in 2016.
On Monday, Thomas took up a more popular cause which pretty much…well…”United” everybody.
In a humorous series of Tweets, the Cleveland Browns star ripped United Airlines for dragging a man off of a flight for refusing to give up his seat after his flight was overbooked.
Dear United Shareholders,
We’d like to introduce you to your new majority shareholder. Signed, your legal council. pic.twitter.com/cGLpsoAEGH— Joe Thomas (@joethomas73) April 10, 2017
.@WheelsUp membership just tripled within the last two hours. https://t.co/XOfUCRId4j
— Joe Thomas (@joethomas73) April 10, 2017
You think the guy in the orange shirt is wondering why the kid behind him keeps kicking his seat? https://t.co/WsxHyldvmC
— Joe Thomas (@joethomas73) April 10, 2017
But what really drew the ire of Thomas was the statement from United CEO Oscar Munoz — in which Munoz apologized for having to “re-accommodate” the man in the video and other passengers on the overbooked flight.
“…having to re-accommodate?” That’s what we’re calling it? https://t.co/KotBnQYpF5
— Joe Thomas (@joethomas73) April 10, 2017
Dear #united, I had to “re-accommodate” someone once pic.twitter.com/MP3ZJDv85m
— Joe Thomas (@joethomas73) April 10, 2017
Would you rather be…
— Joe Thomas (@joethomas73) April 10, 2017
As of this writing, 84 percent of the approximately 20,000 respondents said they would prefer to be body slammed by The Rock.
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