Almost Fully-Nude Florida Woman Goes on Crazed McDonald’s Rampage

A Florida woman wearing only a thong went on a rampage in a McDonald’s, wrecking everything she could get her hands on and jumping behind the counter to cause even more mayhem. The woman, identified as Sandra Suarez, entered the McDonald’s wearing a thong and clutching the rest of her clothes, and instead of listening to employee requests to put her clothes on, she decided to destroy things instead.

She trashed the whole place, jumped behind the counter, attacked cash registers and other equipment, and wolfed down ice cream and fried behind the counter before the police showed up. And when they did, she apparently “took an aggressive stance.”

The woman was charged with criminal mischief and resisting arrest, but was released on bail just days afterwards.

Watch the security video below [note: no audio]:

[h/t Boston.com]
[photo via screengrab]

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