If you clicked on this link, you either hate yourself or need to feel superior to someone today. Whatever the case, here’s Alex Jones shirtless on a horse:
There's a war on for your mind and https://t.co/q3XYgIsba1 is the 21st century cavalry! pic.twitter.com/O90PwBzwA2
— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) October 4, 2016
It’s rare to see such an anti-globalist message delivered in such a casual manner.
But don’t worry, denizens of the internet. Take solace in the fact that your retinas are not the only ones which have been burned this day. And they’re already making the connection you have:
Alex Jones whipping the pro-Trump crowd into a frenzy with his Putin cosplay ? pic.twitter.com/HKyrLVnOJP
— Gissur Simonarson (@GissiSim) October 4, 2016
Did you notice how Alex Jones even tried to pick a horse that looked like Big Vlad's? A buckskin? He missed the olive green pants, tho.
— Liz Mair (@LizMair) October 4, 2016
Never go full Putin https://t.co/6QNDtU67SZ
— Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) October 4, 2016
it’s up to @realDonaldTrump to complete the series pic.twitter.com/xFZz1m5SB0
— Your Tweets (@kath_krueger) October 4, 2016
Alex Jones be like pic.twitter.com/GCWbqvs6fi
— Aaron W. Gordon (@A_W_Gordon) October 4, 2016
Hey look! It's Alex Jones' nipples! https://t.co/GxzeV5jKwB
— Hunter Walker (@hunterw) October 4, 2016
Breaking: Scientists baffled by first known equine to have horse's ass on it's back. https://t.co/BMVUSHDz2y
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) October 4, 2016
His diaphragm is about 10 seconds away from structural collapse, just like the bankers and the globalists wanted the engineering of the WTC. https://t.co/V5SbtLVw9C
— Big Sexy Jeb Lund (@Mobute) October 4, 2016
*Logs on to Twitter* *Sees a bunch of pictures of shirtless Alex Jones on a horse* *Logs off*
— Jim Antle (@jimantle) October 4, 2016
And P.S., he knows:
I don't see why they say I work for Putin! pic.twitter.com/IGbJHmcqvu
— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) October 3, 2016
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