Mediaite Totally Doesn’t Care That We Weren’t Included on the Fake Martin Shkreli Reply-All
Someone pretending to be Martin Shkreli, loathed big pharma honcho and Trump booster, didn’t invite include us on his massive media email thread. We’re fine with that.
See, Not-Shkreli sent a press release to some 450 random media figures and “forgot” to BCC. Good joke. Everybody laugh.
— Kyle Jaeger (@kylejaeger) August 12, 2016
What ensued was, we can only assume, the hottest media party happening on the other side of a digital velvet rope where all the coolest names in town shared hot memes and dank takes. Not Mediaite though. We don’t care; we have better things to do.
That’s fine, you guys.
complaining about the fake shkreli reply all is the new humble bragging
— Noah Hurowitz (@NoahHurowitz) August 12, 2016
The only upside of being on this 400+ person Martin Shkreli email is that apparently someone considers me an official member of the media.
— Iris Blasi (@IrisBlasi) August 12, 2016
Martin Shkreli is currently engaging in his second act of domestic terrorism: Mass emailing 456 members of the media and refusing to BCC
— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) August 12, 2016
Seriously we don’t care.
Shkreli’s reply all thing is the highlight of my Friday so far. But I just woke up, so room for improvement I guess
— Alex Kantrowitz (@Kantrowitz) August 12, 2016
It’s just 50 ways to humblebrag over there, huh?
I am on a very bad email chain
— ಠ_ಠ (@MikeIsaac) August 12, 2016
I have no idea how I ended up on this Martin Shkreli email and want it to stop
— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) August 12, 2016
The only emails worse than PR ones from fake Martin Shkreli would be normal ones from the real Martin Shkreli pic.twitter.com/s8juDbVQ0G
— Colin Stokes (@ColinJStokes) August 12, 2016
Sadly the reply-all merriment on the Shkreli email has already turned sour pic.twitter.com/YrHDQxVAlt
— Anna Merlan (@annamerlan) August 12, 2016
i’m flattered to be included on teh shkreli email thread
— Andy Orin (@andyorin) August 12, 2016
Anyway, we’ve got no problem. We didn’t even want to. Really.
me when I learned I wasn’t included on the Shkreli group email pic.twitter.com/1obRBbJf7W
— Kevin O’Keeffe (@kevinpokeeffe) August 12, 2016
Someone wanna forward me this Shkreli email everyone is talking about?
— Steve Kovach (@stevekovach) August 12, 2016
We don’t even want to hear your jokes. Which we’re sure are lame.
telling pseudo-Shkreli all these Harambe jokes — journalists have such good taste, my god!
— Raillan Brooks (@raillan_ebrooks) August 12, 2016
Oh, come on!!!
s/o to the guy who copy-pasted all of Moby Dick into the Martin Shkreli email chain
— Rachel Brodsky (@RachelBrods) August 12, 2016
Does anyone want to be CCed to this massive email? Just reply with your email.
— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) August 12, 2016
…We quietly wipe a tear from our eyes.
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