Rob Ford May Be Running for Reelection Against a Dominatrix

Somehow, unbelievably, we have managed to find an exciting new twist in the already ridiculous tale of Toronto mayor Rob Ford. Ford is up for reelection this year, and there’s a potential new opponent who’s looking to whip Ford out of office. I’m talking, of course, about a dominatrix. Specifically, Carlie Ritch, who goes by the name Mizz Barbie Bitch. And unlike the incumbent mayor, Ritch does not smoke crack, and doesn’t really drink a lot. So.

Last month, Ritch was offering to literally whip Ford into shape, professing to be a fan of the crack-smoking mayor. She said at the time, “We need to let him do his job. Everyone forgets that when he screws up, it’s after hours. On his own time. Mind you, he sure screws up a lot.”

That was then. Now, she’s tired of Ford’s “abuse of power” and wants to “clean house.” Ritch believes it’ll be harder for people to push around someone who pushes other people around for a living, and says that Ford’s “absolute arrogant attitude” just went too far.

Watch the video here.

[photo via screengrab]

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