Sharknado 3 May Rain Hell (Also, Sharks) on Washington, D.C.

Washington D.C. is gonna be full of savage, bloodthirsty predators. Only literally this time. The worldwide phenomenon (for some reason) known as SHARKNADO may be implausibly making its way to D.C. in the third installment of the franchise.

That’s right, Showbiz 411 reports that Sharknado 3 may take place in Washington, D.C., because God knows it would take a literal tornado of sharks to get most Americans to exercise any emotional feeling for people living in the Beltway.

And if this is confirmed, there’s just one important question: will there be political cameos? Because given that Rob Ford appeared in the sequel, I’m not sure any American politician would want to make an appearance in a movie that, again, is about a sharknado.

The only acceptable cameo would be Joe Biden taking out the sharks with chainsaws. Come on.

[h/t AV Club]
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