Fox & Friends Issues Dating Advice for Single Women: ‘Cater to Your Man’

The fill-in troika at Fox & Friends cited a study Thursday morning to help all the single ladies land a bro. The study was written by both single and married bros about what bros are looking for in a long-term relationship, which bros take very seriously. They can just go swipe right on the Tinder any time they want, ladies.

Here are the three tips, though they’re really just three ways of phrasing the same thing:

1. “No matter where a woman is in life she should always be able to cater to her man’s needs.”
2. “When he gets his ego stroked, he’ll be more inclined to love you.”
3. “Prepare his meals, draw him a bath, and massage his feet.”

That third finally got Ainsley Earhardt to object, but only because the bathtub in her “pre-war” apartment is too small.

“I think one of the best studies we ever featured on the show,” Clayton Morris said. “Highly accurate.”

It has all in all been a banner week for F&F.

Watch the clip below, for whatever reason you’d have for doing that, via Fox News:

[h/t Judd Legum]

[Image via screengrab]

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