Conan Washes Desk Sexily in Hott New TBS Promo
Is it me? No, it’s not me: Conan looks HOTT in the new and hilarious promo for his show, also named “Conan.” In this promo – one of a rather dizzying array these days, maybe too dizzying, considering that 20+ promos is a lot for even a diehard fan and chronicler to slog through – Conan fires up the Def Leppard, lathers up and sponges down all in the name of comedy, and a very clean desk. And I have to say, the flavor of New Coco still goes down reaaal smooooth. He may be aping the classic lady-carwash scenario (see: Bring It On, Paris Hilton’s Carl’s Junior commercial, Jessica Simpson in soap-soaked Daisy Dukes in “These Boots Were Made For Walking” remake), but New Coco has got it goin’ on, with the beard and the bod and the whole “Bite me, NBC, I’m lean and I’m mean and I’m going to make fun of Jay Leno in sneaky ways and rejoice in my new sex-symbol status. Now that I’ve strutted onstage in purple leather pants, the world is mine. Oh and also, I‘m a rock star. Eat it, Jeff Zucker.”
If you don’t believe me, consider the photo evidence:
Look – I don’t make the rules of hotness, I just follow them, slavishly, and maybe with a little bit of drool involved. Sorry, but Conan looks HOT. I want a clean desk, too!
If that wasn’t enough for you and you’d like to see more sexy people washing things, we have some more sexxy videos on the next page, including the above-mentioned Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton and Kirsten Dunst moments. I tried to find more but searching for “sexy car wash video” in Google yielded some, er, not-safe-for-Mediaite results. Onward!
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