‘Four Score and Seven Wives Ago…’: Twitter Users Roast #IntellectualTrump With Imagined Quotes

Stupor Tuesday is here again!

The Huffington Post Comedy-led game has been delighting Twitter users every Tuesday for weeks now. There are only a few weeks until the election now, so we need to enjoy this while we can.

The hashtag chosen as a prompt for today’s jokes was #IntellectualTrump. Let’s see what people are saying.

I love Taco Bell. It’s a tremendous Mexican phone company. Believe me. #IntellectualTrump

— Juan, P.E. (@jrivera64) October 11, 2016

“I’ve mastered the art of time travel. With a few short sentences I can transport 7000 people back to the stone age.” #IntellectualTrump

— Steve Redmond (@sjredmond) October 11, 2016

I stopped saying the N-word a half-hour ago

I show tremendous leadership

#IntellectualTrump

— Jonathan Jewel (@jonathanjewel) October 11, 2016

When I’m president I’ll patch up all the wikis, can’t have these wikis leaking, we have the best wikis #intellectualtrump

— HuffPost Comedy (@HuffPostComedy) October 11, 2016

I will begin EXTREME VETTING of foreign ideas…like Algebra. Never trust something with an Arab name #IntellectualTrump

— FeliciaK (@felicia014) October 11, 2016

Someone else thinks, therefore I interrupt. #IntellectualTrump

— Joe Pontillo (@JoePontillo) October 11, 2016

Oedipus is my favorite story ever; Trying to get Ivanka to read it #IntellectualTrump

— Hollyn Heron (@HollynHeron) October 11, 2016

I’ll tell you what I think about the Bill of Rights. I wouldn’t have paid it. That proves I’m smart. #IntellectualTrump

— Der Mude ‘Tude (@DerMudeTude) October 11, 2016

If I had hundred Mike Pences that would make a Mike Pound
#IntellectualTrump@HuffPostComedy

— FrenchToast (@NachoPotatoe) October 11, 2016

If your girl catches you cheating, say you’re not as bad as ISIS. #IntellectualTrump

— Kevo (@psgamer92) October 11, 2016

#IntellectualTrump The theory of relativity: if they are a relative and relatively hot it is ok! @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/v16et7lyHU

— Public Emily (@emily_the_gray) October 11, 2016

All Men are created equal, women are created on a scale of 1 – 10 #IntellectualTrump

— KMFA (@KCMFA) October 11, 2016

Are you going to go submit one now that you have the formula down?

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