Here’s Your Roundup of Jokes About ‘Woke Glenn Beck’ and His Excellent Outfit
Today, Glenn Beck wore a silly outfit and we wanted to compile a list of good jokes about it.
Here. Familiarize yourself with the outfit courtesy of our own Sam Reisman:
Never Trump means Never Trump pic.twitter.com/PURhrlp91l
— Sam Reisman (@thericeman) November 16, 2016
It continues:
When did Glenn Beck move to Brooklyn? pic.twitter.com/fK81eHlX4S
— andrew kaczynski (@KFILE) November 16, 2016
Woke Glenn Beck really just has an Aging Youth Minister at a Megachurch vibe to me.
— HUFF (@SteveHuff) November 16, 2016
So…remember when Glenn Beck said he was losing his eyesight? I have two questions: Did it get worse and did he dress himself this morning? pic.twitter.com/364QOrSr8x
— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) November 16, 2016
@wessw woke Beck looks like what neocon Beck imagined woke Beck might look like
— JPS (@JasonPStarling) November 16, 2016
woke glenn beck looks like the kind of guy who likes to talk about how he used to search the jungles for lost Aztec gold
— Emma Stefansky (@stefabsky) November 16, 2016
woke Glenn Beck looks like his favorite movie is Cloud Atlas and he explains it to everyone he meets https://t.co/uWnBCNdRHB
— Paul Naegle (@Koolguy321) November 16, 2016
woke Glenn Beck looks like he owns a Japanese ceramics store in Silver Lake pic.twitter.com/J61wUxFM9j
— Churlish (@Cryptoterra) November 16, 2016
*Visits Williamsburg once* pic.twitter.com/KrVTbIgGyY
— Gabriella Paiella (@GMPaiella) November 16, 2016
wait pic.twitter.com/jVF85KF3a8
— Emma Roller (@emmaroller) November 16, 2016
woke Glenn Beck looks like he’s about to fight a Melbourne barista about the difference between a piccolo and a cortado pic.twitter.com/o6Ct7sU4E4
— Mark Di Stefano (@MarkDiStef) November 16, 2016
Mitt Romney, come get your mans. pic.twitter.com/GJwOrQKmBW
— JPS (@JasonPStarling) November 16, 2016
Christ pic.twitter.com/je5Hg2eUIe
— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) November 16, 2016
This outfit makes me thinks Glenn Beck’s shift to sanity is actually part of some Joaquin Phoenix style performance art documentary
— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) November 16, 2016
Glenn Beck has evolved into a middle aged lesbian pic.twitter.com/hOOA36cRwy
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) November 16, 2016
woke Glenn Beck looks like his favorite movie is Cloud Atlas and he explains it to everyone he meets https://t.co/uWnBCNdRHB
— Paul Naegle (@Koolguy321) November 16, 2016
The references to “woke” Beck stem from what seem to be recent personal revelations about racism.
Anyway, a little more:
Glenn Beck got woke as hell and now dresses like he runs a healing crystal store by day and makes ASMR videos by night. pic.twitter.com/NhmmYthKqf
— Ryan (@SirBrickness) November 16, 2016
I’m glad Glenn Beck is woke, but all his accessories look he stole them off a 22 year old busking for change with his dulcimer. pic.twitter.com/JuAPkd4LhV
— worst dressed girl (@barelyconcealed) November 16, 2016
@embilbie pfft. Woke Beck is all about style not fashion.
— John Birmingham (@JohnBirmingham) November 16, 2016
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