I’m sure Puppy Bowl half-time on Animal Planet will be as good as Madonna

For someone who can’t stand Madonna, he appears positively obsessed with her!  He talks about her constantly.  

It’s good to see that even now Piers Morgan hasn’t forgotten his roots as a mean spirited gossip columnist for a British tabloid.

Shutup and focus on hackgate (to Piers)

Morgan is a yellow journalist.  Bershad, your  job seems to mainly entail smirking about anything and everything–maybe you’re a slightly less vicious, more sniveling version of Piers?  Remember the distinction made in 101 Dalmations between Cruella DeVille and her husband–she was strong bad, and he was weak bad, but both were awful?  Similarly, both you and Piers produce more or less destructive drivel on a daily basis.

It will be better!

Why this dude dissin’ his fellow Englishwoman?

Didn’t she used to play Rhoda on The Mary Tyler Moore show?

Hater! I’d smash it like Thor cracking pecans with Mjolnir.

I’m no Madonna fan, but old Piersy’s star obsession goes both ways… he can be the most slavish little star-fucker you’ve ever seen, but he’s just as happy to continue a (perceived, absolutely one-sided) feud with a famous person for the simple reason that their names will be linked in the press.

It’s something that baffles me about the Brits and their media.  You’ll never seen so much gravitas and righteous indignation in a news story about the most trivial bullshit.

Hey Piers Morgan, if you think you’re in better shape than Madonna, then prove it!!

If not, then you should shut it!!

 No matter how much she works out, she’s still got middle age “Bat Wings’ !

Pier’s is the male version of Rosie O’Donnell. 

Whenever a person has to belittle another to make themselves feel good, well, there is an underlying reason for it…I’m wondering why Piers isn’t Mr. Confident? 

Having another “nice day,” are you???

NIce education & intellectual grammar you possess.  A real “Murcuhn.”  Yup.

Lol!! I forgot about that!!

Drudge does the same thing with her. Madonna drives tabloid hacks like Matt and Piers insane, apparently.

I’m Canadian, but when the Grand Ayatollah goes all super-munchkin evil with his America rants, I start eating apple pie and pissing red, white and blue.

But that’s another thread

You know
that Piers is so hot for Madonna and desired her, but of course she married herself
a more refined British man; although she has since dumped him.)

Rejection
and being slighted by Madonna has caused Piers to develop a strong case of “sour
grapes”.

I appreciate your well thought out and spoken affirmation of Piers’ attempts of verbal superiority, by degradation. 

Piers, ask a question and allow your guest to respond.  You talk too much.  Watch one of your shows and count the minutes you talk instead of listening to your guests.

 You definitely need your ass kicked but that’s funny.

Piers Morgan is the hideous one, but doesn’t realize it.  He’s a buffoon…a jeernalist…a lame excuse for a man.

I think Piers Morgan doth protest too much…

Good call.  What do you think about her going blonde? 

Meh.  He’s only doing it to score ratings points since she’s the half-time entertainment.

“Intellectual grammar”? Quite the wordsmith aren’t we?

Doesn’t matter because this guy equates stupid with American–i.e., citizens of the US.

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York  •              Here’s
an exclusive scoop sports fans. During the Super Bowl game of 1983 (Miami
Dolphins vs Washington Redskins) at the Rose Bowl Stadium in Pasadena, referee
Jerry Markreit suddenly halted the game in the 3rd quarter when he realized an
additional official had whistled down 4 prior plays.

             
 As NBC cameras focused on the overhead blimp,and stayed
there, 123,000 fans in the stands shouted and applauded when a heavyset
policeman chased the phony Back Judge down the sidelines. Both teams watched
this Mack Sennett comedy in disbelief. The cop collared the imposter and the
crowd booed its displeasure.

              
Redskin running back John Riggins, still laughing with the others, told
his team it was time to turn the game around and win! And so they did! BTW the
fake uniformed Back Judge was actor/athlete Ray Williams and the cop was actor
Frank Murgalo. It was a great caper and is fully described in a forthcoming
book, “Abel Raises Cain,” bound to become a best-seller.

        

         PS
A few years ago actor/writer Paul Hiatt, a member of the Merry Pranksters, was
driving a NJ cab with passenger John Riggins. Riggins corroborated the charade
on that Super Bowl day and added:

      “we were not favored to win and
down by 14 points; the hoax stunt made us all laugh so hard we lost our tension
and energized our resolve to win.”

    
Nevertheless, the NFL decided to deny the event occurred and warned
reporters they could lose future junkets if they covered it. The Time-Life
photo department destroyed all their still photos. Most others complied except
Phil Reisman with Gannett Newspapers and Mal Sharp, a San Francisco radio
reporter. Then too, there were 123,000 witnesses.

 Why are having a former English tabloid hack here? We have enough tabloid hacks right here in America!!!

 Carry on Pvt. :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piers_Morgan
In July 2011 it was alleged by political blogger Paul Staines that Morgan published a story while knowing it to have been obtained by phone hacking while editor of the Daily Mirror in 2002.[66]
Morgan is also alleged to have close ties with the Rupert Murdoch
family and defended them in the media against suggestions that they were
more involved in the News International phone hacking scandal than they claimed.[67] Morgan described in a 2006 article he wrote for the Daily Mail how he had heard tapes of messages that Paul McCartney had left for his wife, Heather Mills,
on her mobile phone. Morgan wrote that “Stories soon emerged that the
marriage was in trouble – at one stage I was played a tape of a message
Paul had left for Heather on her mobile phone. It was heartbreaking. The
couple had clearly had a tiff, Heather had fled to India, and Paul was
pleading with her to come back. He sounded lonely, miserable and
desperate, and even sang “We Can Work It Out” into the answerphone.

…I’m the last person to disagree that I could use a good trouncing. Cheers!