The ‘Mystery,’ ‘Search,’ and ‘Hunt’ for the Mysterious Obamacare Website Girl Is On!

Of all the things you wish the media would investigate about Obamacare, does “the identity of the girl used on the website’s front page” break the top ten? Well, you can finally breathe a sigh of relief, because a number of news organizations have actually attempted to find out who she is because clearly, once we identify her, the rest of the glitches will be automatically fixed.

BuzzFeed was one of the first big news outlets to the scene, and apparently they went to some GREAT lengths to find out who this face of health care really is.

Fox News and USA Today have covered this story, and CNN even had an on-air report about it.

You may wonder, accurately, why so many media outlets are wasting time looking for a stock photo. Well, considering that the lack of functionality of the website itself is really depressing people, maybe they’re just looking for something lighter to distract…

Oh, who am I kidding? IT’S A STOCK PHOTO, not the Zapruder film!

Watch CNN’s report on this mysterious, unknown person below:

[h/t The Blaze]

[photo via screengrab]

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