This Exists: ‘Social Media Fragrance’ Oddly Does Not Smell Of Cheeto Dust And Tears

Confused about which scent to wear while you’re trolling online message boards? Are you not sure which fragrance best compliments hours of sending “what’s good gurl” messages to strange women on Facebook? As always, the internet is here to help!

CrowdGather – “one of the leading networks of community forums” – has created a “social media” fragrance with a little help from Human Pheromone Sciences, Inc, a company that is currently researching and developing products made with synthetic human pheromones. According to the company, the unisex fragrance, called Erox, has been “proven to increase feelings of arousal, excitement, social warmth and friendliness in both female and male users.”

Perfect for online daters, busy internet networkers, and Mediaite commenters searching for the perfect fragrance to spritz on their hate mail.

h/t Yahoo

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