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Chuck Woolery Endorses GOP Hybrid ‘Newmitt Paultorium’ On Fox & Friends

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I will be the first to admit that I did not see the sudden resurgence of Love Connection host Chuck Woolery coming. No, the host was a beloved apolitical memory for most of these years, and the Chuck Norris-esque conservative return caught me by surprise. Yet his appearance at CPAC has sparked something of a resurgence as the former host launches a campaign to install term limits in Congress– a campaign that has endorsed the most conservative candidate in the race, “all of them.”

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As host of Love Connection, Woolery specialized in matching up people who go well together. “All women are always looking for the dream man, and now voters are looking for the dream candidate,” host Alisyn Camerota noted, and Woolery agreed that this was the case, running down each candidate’s appeal with pseudo-dating profiles including fun facts (Newt Gingrich wanted to be a paleontologist!). Woolery couldn’t pick just one candidate, so “I decided to morph them all into one candidate,” he told the group, “and his name is Newmitt Paultorium.” Yes, there was an accompanying photo.

After a few laughs, Woolery gave a real assessment of the race: “it looks like Santorum is coming up, Mitt Romney held it for a while,” he noted, saying only that he saw it as a “real horse race.” He also gave some details on his new campaign for term limits, RestartCongress.org.

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  • Anonymous

    Chuck Woolery is the genius who managed to get himself canned from ‘Wheel of Fortune’ over a salary dispute with Merv Griffin in the early 80′s when he demanded about an 800% raise (Griffin offered 600%). Pat Sajak now earns a reported $8mil per year from that show.

  • Anonymous

    Newmitt Paultorium is a Mormon cyborg in a sweater vest sent to destroy the Federal Reserve by throwing it into the moon.

  • The Real Royal Emperor

    Given the nature of Republican primary politics this year, I shouldn’t be surprised if Newtmitt Paulotorium soars to the top of the polls today.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_45S32GWGDRUJIL6E2U4HOZW4BM Bob

    LOL Another edgy, hip, still-relevant Republican celebrity! Bring on Pat Boone next!

  • AIiveStiIIKickin

    Barrarly Oblinton:
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