Pat, Pat, Pat. Get with the program, would ‘ya? Michelle, Rick and Rick already have God in their back pocket. Where have you been?

If you give him $20, Pat will read your palm for you.

Call him now for your free readin’.

Lol

Pat can legpress 2,000 pounds and change the path of hurricanes, so one must walk softly around this cat.

He’s quoting God directly.  What a special guy.  I guess they’ll have to add an appendix to the Bible.

Can he ask if the next Batman movie will suck?  I’d like to know if I can skip the opening weekend madness.

Can anyone remind me of where Robertson placed in Iowa when he ran? I think it was 3rd. His communication with God must have been limited at that time.

The more Obama’s opponents speak the better I feel on his side.

ahhh, come on pat. Don’t tease us, out with God’s chosen candidate already.

Pat that is a magic eight ball, not god.

People that trust Pat Robertson are those with a lower than average IQ. Given that there are many low IQ Conservatives/Tea Baggers/Republicans in this country, Pat has a sizable following.

Throw words like God, Jesus, Guns, Abortion, Founding-Fathers, Gays, Values, Family, Constitution, Patriotism in every other sentence and these low IQ Conservatives/Tea Baggers/Republicans will buy whatever snake-oil you are selling.

There is no fool like an old fool.

What Pat left out was that God told him the NEXT president doesn’t arrive until 2016.

LOL

Pat Robertson: False Prophet for Profit.

The mere fact that a person claims that a God, any God, spoke to them about a presidential political election outcome should cause the FCC to revoke their license to broadcast political opinion under the guise of broadcasti­ng religious messages

God has spoken.
Why vote?
Kick the beach bum out now.

Turns out it is an “economic collapse,”

Yeah, and God told me that it’s going to rain in Seattle. Try something a little less obvious next time, Pat.

lol not sure Nolan is capable of making a bad movie. He made a deal with the devil:)

A proud moment in the conservative Christian community. I find this guy no less reasonable than Perry, Santorum, Bachmann when it comes to hearing voices. Every teabagger should be defending Old Pat from these nasty comments.

Whats amazing is there are people who give this dork money, and watch his program making him rich. I cannot believe anyone is so gullible these days but alas i suppose there is and always will be.

I wonder if God also told Pat to make investments with and back Charles Taylor, the brutal dictator of Liberia, as the crooked rev did?
It always kills me when I hear folks like Limbaugh trying to argue that conservatism is based on logic and intelligence. Then how do they explain their party’s three-decade love affair with Pat and his Miss Cleo powers?

It was in 1988, and it was actually second, at the Romney mien (25%).  

See Robertson was then not just 24 years younger then, he was 24 years stronger in his belief in the Big Invisible Fella in the Sky Out There Somewhere (Hubble still lookin’, tho; one of these days, I guess.), and the Big Fella was FEELIN’ it. Big Fella served coffee at all them klatches, wrote all them stump speeches, held all them town halls, made all them calls, kissed all them hands, shook all them babies, ran all them polls, AND …. pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft. Poor ol’ guy was completely gassed. 

Anywho, the former Big Fella now poor ol’ guy approached me on the street t’other day & tol’ me for the price of a cup of coffee or even a smoke, He’d let me in on who’sa gonna be a-nointed the next preznit. I give him five bucks, tell him, Former Big Fella, don’t go wasted yer resources there, I don’t want to lose out on the incredible surprise endin’ where No One Will Be Seated; just pay it forward, ol’ guy – go tell it to Reverend Pat, cuz that dude knows how to keep a secret.

See, the former Big Fella now poor ol’ guy DID talk to Reverend Pat in 1988 about who was gonna turn out to be preznit – but he was funnin’ with him, pullin’ Reverend Pat’s leg. Big Fella called him Rube & everything.

I think God was telling him Obama is going to be re-elected.

(Shhhhh – don’t tell anyone: it’s Senator John Iselin.)

Isn’t it convenient that God told Pat not to tell who the president would be? Why, it’s almost like it was done to prevent a Kriswel-esque prediction from blowing up in his face!
I remember back in the early 2000s, when Pat went on Hannity’s show and the conservative host hung on Pat’s every word as he told FOX viewers that God said terrorists were going to strike Norfolk, Va with a nuke that year. 
Funny how Sean never had the charlatan back on to discuss how that never happened.

But if he were in the GOP field, again, the baggers would be defending him at all costs.

Go to hell!

hell, he’d probably win Iowa…again. And be asked to speak at the convention, like he did in ’88, ’92, and ’96.

For a large donation to the Robertson Ministry,I am sure he would make the  exception

1988Robert Dole40,66137.4%Pat Robertson26,76124.6%George Bush20,19418.6%Jack Kemp12,08811.1%Pete DuPont7,9997.3%No preference739.7%Alexander Haig364.3%

An “economic collapse”… where was Pat and his warnings from God in 2008??

1988Robert Dole40,66137.4%Pat Robertson26,76124.6%George Bush20,19418.6%Jack Kemp12,08811.1%Pete DuPont7,9997.3%No preference739.7%Alexander Haig364.3%

I sincerely hope God calls Pat home soon since he is not busy and apparently has time to speak to lunatics. 

you’s also think God would have told Pat there were no WMDs in Iraq.

“In May 1980, televangelist and Christian Coalition founder Pat Robertson startled and alarmed many when — contrary to Matthew 24:36 (“No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven…”) he informed his “700 Club” TV show audience around the world that he knew when the world would end. “I guarantee you by the end of 1982 there is going to be a judgment on the world,” Robertson said.”http://www.livescience.com/7926-10-failed-doomsday-predictions.html
Looks like the GOP’s favorite preacher doesn’t exactly have the best track record.

AWWWW SNAP, cat’s out of the bag.

Wait . . . what?  The FCC doesn’t give a jackrabbit what you talk about on the air.  They certainly won’t jerk your license for mixing politics with religion.  What idiot rock did you crawl out from under?  Ever hear of a little something they call the First Amendment?

We do not need God to answer that question. Watch the trailers and you will see that Anne Hathaway appears as Catwoman and is wearing her mask. That alone is worth the opening weekend madness, regardless of the story and script.  If that does not turn you on, God could not have created you! You would have to be Satan’s love child!

How convenient,Obama will divide the country.Just happens to fall in line with all the trash Fox and right wing talk radio has been pushing to their viewers all along.

This stuff doesn’t stop getting more hilarious.

Pat now knows where to place his bets on the presidential race at the Las Vegas Sports Bars.  That is insider trading if he places the bets.

A fool and his money will soon part.

Pat is no fool!  On September 11, 2001, while the CIA was trying to figure out who had attacked us, Jerry Falwell and Pat went on TV and solved everything when they revealed that God had allowed it to happen to express His disapproval for the “Homosexual life style” “Abortions” and the “Womans’ Liberation movement.”  Then, instead of sending Navy Seal Team 6 after God, President Obama sent them after Osama Bin Laden and had him killed despite the fact that he was innocent and that God was guilty!  God may be so grateful, that he has told Pat that he “owes” the President re-election in 2012, but tht he will make it up to the Republicans in 2016!

And it happens to fall into line with reality! What are the odds?

That would have been really nice!! I’m starting to wonder if God even likes Pat Robertson??

Patttttttttttt.  THIS IS GOD TALKING TO YOU. You must retire now.

Tell that to Janet Jackson and CBS.

I wish god would tell him to STFU.

I guess their constant propeganda has been somewhat effective. Too bad the GOP didn’t help out by supporting a decent candidate.

Oh, but he did…this time. Yaweh loves a good cliffhanger. 

Did he mention if the Broncos would beat the Steelers this weekend?

GOD TOLD ME TOO…
and he said….OBAMA!

and we know God makes no mistakes right?

The best thing about this video is that God told Pat Robertson who the next president will be, but won’t tell him where his glasses are.

The difference between little o and God is that God doesn’t think he is little o!!

I know where Pat Robertson is going after he dies, but I’m not supposed to tell you that. Har!

well if there is a god—i do thing THINK S(he) THINKS…
i mean since God knows all and controls all and knows all things that will happen..

not much to think about huh?
it is only foolish ‘men’ who think they KNOW god—who feel they are so disallusioned and maniacal as to actually believe they will sit next to the eternal throne on streets paved with gold..
Obama does not think he is god…
BUT CONS BELIEVE THEY  ARE…and that is the difference…
delusions of granduer..
Obama want to do God’s will and cons want to WILL god…
so please get it right dipshit~
blasphemous self serving hypocritical charlatan…

If only he could hate America, White people and Jews like Obama’s spiritual mentor.

IF he told you Obama was your God very red with a pitchfork because that is about the only being that would have told you that.

No Obama thinks he is God unfortunately for koolaid drinkers like you God is more humble………..

Yea everything the number one new channel says is trash and all the liberal ones combined do not equal either thier profit or viewership so they must be truthful right?  Hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahha

First learn how to spell propoganda…………if you want propoganda go to MSNBC or CNN…………they do your false messiah’s talking points quite well……..no critiques ever esp for Solyndra, fast and furious, reverend wrong…….and about five hundred other issues you would have held any GOPer accountable for not including spending more/ wasting more than all the other presidents in history combined…………..

No that would be Obama’s God the guy with the pitchfork………….

please post where  obama or any liberal has ever said obama is god, blessed or divine?
that is what you cons say…
and since he was elected all you have done is look for YOUR VERSION OF OBAMA..
funny how you desire that which you claim to hate..
but feel free to post where obam said he was god..

And you’re an Obama supporter…lol.

well either you are crazy or you just cannot read–or both..
i never said obama was my god..
but i gues talking to a conservative is like talking to a monkey–
it may be fun for a minute but it really goes nowhere..
please try to read the post..i mean it was only a couple of lines..FOR GODS SAKE..

i like how pat never has a problem telling what God says–yet he feels this is a secret?
hmmmm

Yeah, that’s what I thought after he mentioned the country being torn apart and economic collapse.

He was only a few years off =P

Actually quite a few have said, although Anita Dunn (one of his original spokes persons) said that Mao was her greatest philospher………..you know that top three greatest mass murderer in history communist guy………..What was it Obama gave the queen of England a DVD of his speaches………hillarious.

Maybe he will call you home soon to wish that on another

Amazingly there were tons of yellow cake and they had used WMDs previously so even though all the dems in congress and the previous pres to Bush had also like the CIA said they were there doesn’t matter………old chem weapons and evidence of temp transfer to Syria but you know it all like your messiah.

Your messiah PinocchiObama…….

if so many people have said obama is god–just post one..

and then i will match you with a band of crazed conservatives who claimed bush and palin are sent from god and even paste GW’s face on the body of christ..
funny thing about you cons…you keep attacking us for the shit you do…and are too stupid to then realize how pathetic you are and how bad your actions are…SO BAD THAT EVEN YOU HATE THEM…
you folks sure are nuts

OK tea party tax protesters hundreds of thousand of law abiding Americans no damage no major arrests pay and clean up after themselves…..free speech at its finest, OWS millions in damages to private and public property, thousands of arrests injured first responders rapes theft…………..huges messes of human defication and trash to clean up hammer sickle flags galore communist stars…….yep Democrat grass roots at its finest.  And Tea Bagger term is an offensive sexual term more aptly applied to the political party that would actually conduct that behaviour most often IE liberals like you…………..

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/kyle-drennen/2009/06/05/newsweek-s-evan-thomas-obama-sort-god
Well Liberals think Obama is God one of thousands of examples…………..Libbies like that horned guy with the pitchfork……..as much as their messiah Obama the other great deceiver……..

Sad news for all the leftist pagan O-bots:

MEXICO CITY (AFP) — Mexico’s Grand Warlock predicted US President Barack Obama would fail to win re-election and two more Latin American leaders would be diagnosed with cancer, in a traditional New Year’s forecast Tuesday.The Grand Warlock, or “Brujo Mayor” in Spanish, leads a Mexican tradition of “brujeria” or sorcery centered in the southeastern city of Catemaco.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/01/03/mexican-grand-warlock-predicts-obama-loss-in-2012/

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/kyle-drennen/2009/06/05/newsweek-s-evan-thomas-obama-sort-god

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/kyle-drennen/2009/06/05/newsweek-s-evan-thomas-obama-sort-god

One example of thousand of who libbies worship PinocchiObama

Hey Pat, what a coincidence! I also just spent the better part of a week praying for God to show me something.

And wouldn’t you know it, God revealed to me which aging, self-deluded television preacher is embarrassing the Christians he continuously fails to represent and is also apparently suffering from acute dementia.

…but I’m not supposed to talk about it so I’ll leave you in the dark.

 I have never given Obama a dime. And Obama as far as I know has never said god has told him a damn thing.

well i would not expect a con to understand the difference between metaphor and simile..
but this was NOT anyone saying Obama WAS God..only that he had the task of god being everything to everybody..
and as noted in the article -he was being patronizing..
 
there is no person in their right mind including the president who has ever alluded to Obama being divine..
he is just a smart guy who is honest, hard working, a good father, devoted husband and a good American..
and to a conservative that may seem Godlike..
but for us dems..it is just the min requirements..
i know you cons will elect any yahoo who says jesus real loud and likes to kill things..
we just have higher standards for our leaders~
nice try though –see patronizing~

First independant retired military how about you?  No the only Con is your Con artist Obama………who has allienated moderates, jews, Christians and most of what he got to vote for him last go round………..a liar is as a liar does and you want to vote liar go ahead its a free country even for yahoos like you of course 98% of our prison population also like or voted for Obama………guess they also like more in a candidate…………and are geniuses like you.

Gee he probably got it from the same source as that of PinocchiObama the horned one.

If you think of God as she then you are certainly F d up………

Oh…sorry, I was referencing the “gullible” people part of your comment.
Robertson is full of sh*t and he has his followers bamboozled and so does Obama. The people who believe in and support both men are gullible idiots.

Did it then you denied it, typical lib…….all metaphore or not as they intended the words…………like your messiah

Well the more Obama speaks the electric bill for tax payers paying for his teleprompter and canadian made bus that created or saved thousands of imaginary US jobs would feel.

Thank you for that. ;)

Sort of like Obama……………….only he would take the 20 piss on ya and tell you it was a sweet fragrant Rain from Heaven……….or has he already done that for ya?

well i am just a working class business owner with a family of military who fought every war since the civil war..
and i think Obama is done quite well with the Jews and rational Christians as well as Muslims..
now by liar are you referring to mitt Romney, newt g or the several conservatives who have been caught cheating on their spouses, writing bad checks, taking bribes etc…
you do remember the last time cons were in power? jack Abramoff sound familiar?
 
and for the record DUMBFUCK–PRISONERS CANNOT VOTE…
you conservative assholes make sure of that..
they make money off of them and deny them the right to vote..
 
so compared to you yes i may seem like a genius and yes my IQ has been tested to low level genius..
but i am just a guy who does deny the obvious to support flawed  ideals ..
but I think we are done here—it is obvious you have nothing worthwhile to contribute..
hate on brother~
 

well god was a women 1000′s of years before fuckups like you made her a man..
when is the last time you saw a man give birth?

and just how big is gods penis?

you people have to be some of the dumbist assholes on the planet..
and the sad thing is–our laws give you the right to actually vote..
wow

First humble genius like your messiah my ancestors fought in every war since the revolutionary war and my great great grandfather proably freed your relatives fighting and being wounded at ghettysburg but beyond that you whining liar like your self subscribed messiah………I doubt your family is so large that you have anyone that fought in every war directly unless they are immortal like your messiah Obama…..next I did not say that convicts vote I said they align themselves and have previously voted for your party affiliation mine is independant…….newflash I doubt you are a businessman unless it is selling crack…………………..also like most of your relatives that fought in every war in history……..

Guess you are like your messiah spreading his hope and change and bringing people together……….hahahahahahha Yea imagine from his “Christian Church” of Jerrimiah Write the nutjob hate monger.

Keep it up, Pat! Anything that reconfirms the fact that the religious right — and those who pander to them — are just plain nuts is OK by me.

Four more years!

Let me be the first to call God a RINO.

Sounds like another low brow hick who was taken by Pat but still in denial

teleprompter teleprompter teleprompter bok bok bok
polly want a cracker

Well, who needs all these darn expensive primaries, campaign expenses, elections and ads, all Pat has to do is enlighten us all and we’ll just swear the guy in next January

It was either parody in intentional support or honest critique in unintentional support.  Either way… support.

Funny, but the morons who run their mouths about how they imagine, in their small minds, that others think Obama is the messiah are also same sort of backwards religious freak themselves who confuse the Gospels with the GOP platform

Newsbusters,, that says it all. Might as well quote EIB.net

Fox is simply best at pandering to ignorant reactionary low class buttheads. Only the most crass, shallow, low integrity non-intellectual types confuse popularity with quality & honesty,

Yellow cake is almost harmless, they use it in paint as a coloring agent. As well as all the yellow cake he had was still locked and sealed in an almost abandoned warehouse, the way the UN weapons inspectors left it. But don’t let these little facts get in the way of your by the numbers stupid dittohead rant.

The last one sucked, so why should this be better? For chrissakes, every other movie is about comic book heroes

Why should God have any gender? That is just human projection.

Even more intriguing than God telling Pat who the next president would be, is telling him not to talk about it. Although, maybe it was his psych said that bit.

Maybe He has, and Pat Robertson is the liar he appears to be.  I don’t understand why a deity would talk with someone as nefarious as Robertson,

Sometimes I wonder if some bored teenagers have’nt gotten his home phone number and told him that they’re the almighty.

The president’s bus – as well as the GOP candidates bus, were both made in Tennessee, which I do believe is in the US- is it not??? It is true that the only place the Secret Service could buy the hull of the bus was from Canada. But, the rest of the parts for the bus were US manufactured. the president himself did not order it and if the SS could have gotten it in the US, they would have.
Furthermore, EVERY president since Dwight D Eisenhower has used a teleprompter.  The problem the republicans have is that George W Bush couldn’t even read using the teleprompter, so they are just jealous that the president can make his speeches using the teleprompter and then actually discuss various things in a town hall setting with NO teleprompter.

. . . and that the President’s “radical views” will be the cause of the nation being “torn apart by internal stress.”

The big man obviously told Pat that Obama gets re-elected.  To verify, let’s check to see if Robertson starts investing in green energy companies.

Social commentator and former alter-boy George Carlin sums it up,
“Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire andsmoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time! But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes,and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bull*** story.

Could you actually provide a link to any information – like a video or photo of any occupier carrying “hammer sickle flags and whatever Communist stars means”??????  I think you are a typical republican who like your candidates are nothing but liars.
The only place I saw anything that disgusting was at a Tea Party rally and I can provide videos of it.,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCpwjvVaqyE

Thanks for the laugh.

It is my opinion, that there are too many churches that seem to be the headquarters for the GOP.  I think it time that we declare a true separation of church and state and implement taxes on these “corporations”.  Let’s start with the mega preacher in Texas which not only has a 24,000 sq ft home in the church’s name, but it also has a private runway for the preacher’s two private jets – yes, all in the churches name.

I don’t think this is the same mega preacher whose wife just asked him for a divorce because he was out soliciting men for sex.

Not since the Fairness Doctrine have they had any issues with these.  However, you can not say anything you want on the air.  I think 4 letter words are scutinized.

That was during the Bush administration, and they basically complained about things like this but political and other social messages, including religion were left alone.

Can you actually believe that he asked Condi Rice if having Macaroni and Cheese at Thanksgiving was a “black thing”?

He begs little ladies to send him part of their social security….if they want to go to Heaven.

This is hardly that astounding.  

Just watch what’s going on in Europe and the markets.

The system is becoming unstable and it’s getting worse.

Once the breaking point is reached – the banking system may actually fail.

It’s hard to think this through but these banks are so vulnerable, 

and the Treasury would be on the hook for 100′S of trillions in derivitves if they fail.

If the banks go under, the governments go under.  

And we’re looking at a complete and total collapse of civilized society.

See why I support Paul?  I got this information from Paul and others, not God.

Robertson got this info from WITHIN, not some outside force.

God is within us.  God is us.  

This collapse could be catastrophic.

Does he have a recording of the conversation he had with God? How is anyone suppose to believe his claim if he’s reading his own writing? And he never did mention who will be the next president since that would validate his conversation with God….

Nothing new with any of that, its just Glenn Beck.

I see the propeganda has worked well on you.

IMO all the 24/7 “news” channels are 90% crap and 10% actual information. Whatever failings CNN and MSNBC has doesn’t change the facts about the consistant dishonesty and propoganda of Fox.

I wonder if gawd told Pat precisely what he must do for a Klondike bar?

His answer has been put in a mayonnaise jar and placed on Funk and Wagnall’s front porch. The only thing we are missing is Ed opening the hermetically sealed envelope. 

George Carlin is dearly missed.

Well, Wright never ran for president on the democratic ticket, unlike this bigot. The difference with republican bigots is they get enough support from the base to think they can get elected. Something about a message of intolerance and hate rings a bell with you guys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaZF4FJ2eUA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luq4NTSK50M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avG4LgTF0ho

Just posted three of about five hundred avaible to you some posted by OWS like your buddies………..the communist flag flying street deficating racists………..and for every nut at a tea party rally 99% were not ………for every non nut at a OWS rally 99% were totally nuts anti american anti semite anti Christian and ANTI AMERICAN thugs………..hence the thousands of arrests………..

I have no hate just dislike for a corrupt lying president …….you on the other hand your comments prove your hate and Alynski like Democrat bring together politics of hate and division, the party of slavery genocide, KK K and Jim Crow is still dividing and spreading hate of anyone disagreeing with you today……rock on hate filled AntiAmerican……..I served thirty years in the military to give you the right to hate me……….for disliking your lying ass messiah……PinocchiObama.

I am sure you got this from the source……and did he let you hold his pitchfork?

Alynski at its best rock on hate monger …………read some more huffington post………

Put some in your shampoo………..harmless…..

The fact it glows in the dark and sets off radiacs is no concern to you and your messiah…..

You don’t have one intelligent original thought in your head, it is just all mindless quips from talk radio. Fact is, they sold all the yellow cake to Canada I believe. And yes, it is relatively harmless for a radioactive substance, since U238 has the longest half life of any radioactive isotope. Too bad you are too uneducated to realize that.
And finally, spare us your mindless messiah nonsense, Most of the religious morons who take that nonsense seriously are right wing fools like you.

You are good on buzzwords, short on intellect

Rofl christian crazy shit yet again….Pat did you read that part in the bible out Mammon? Your just another ignorant lunatic.

Yeah Pat you know who will become president NOT! Pat lives in his own world called preacher world oh it’s 700 Club my bad LOL.

I am short of intellect, how very humorous, retired military officer enlisted to officer engineer…….gee I am sure without a doubt the fact I make 150k a year and have a masters is completed nulified by your sheer intellect……….I stand in awe of your hate mongering like your messiah…….go kiss his feet, bask in the glow of his yellow cake harmless koolaid.  I am sure it is completely safe……….you told me so as I am sure your messiah told you.

Please light some candles on your Obama birthday Yellow cake no not the same as yellow snow you commonly consume………….Yellowcake, known as U3O8 to chemists, is a product obtained by treating uranium ore. Raw uranium ore does not usually contain very high concentrations of this useful mineral, so it must be refined to purify it and concentrate the uranium. The production of yellowcake is one step in the refinery process. This product is traded as a commodity in markets in several corners of the world, and some governments have expressed concerns about the production and sale of yellowcake because it can be used in the production of nuclear weapons.
Mills generate yellowcake by pulverizing the ore they mine and then leaching it with acidic chemicals to create a concentrated material which may be additionally refined and purified, depending on the source and the impurities which are present. As the name implies, yellowcake can indeed be yellowish to orange in color, with some mills producing brown, gray, or black yellowcake. It is often stored in large drums so that it can be conveniently inventoried, handled, and moved.

Bow to your messiah Obama, no not your former ones Stalin, Mao and Lenin………perhaps Karl Marx, I am sure your parents if they were married (I doubt it) had their own little Mein Kampf library………..communist Manifesto and other litterary classics…….

Amazingly you are short on both……

Perhaps you need to invest in a teleprompter like your messiah?

Yep right where the UN inspectors left it and the disfigured Kurds well now that was all make believe chemical weapons……..same with the Iranian villagers……….imagination.

Rock on Allynski …………..clone troll

Gee if he predicted and he is probably Obama’s biggest Mexican supporter…….

He probably got the news from Obama’s God the guy with the pitchfork also known as the liberals best friend.

I know you do not but that does not mean God made man/woman girly men in his own image…….

Yes those would be the same people who would assume you would have any class………..or intellect.

Well that would better than your boyfriend who knows you to be one butt ugly girly man…….

I think they use it in your messiah’s koolaid……..drink on troll boy.

Because you are an excellent judge of character……………..why you worship a lying lawyer from chicago a failed city in a failed district………..with aweful weather and probably the most unfriendly Americans on the planet…………..also most corrupt.

Sort of like Obama,,,,,,,he begs little OLD ladies to hope and change………and big bad republicans will eat their children………so we must steal their money.

Pat Robertson os full of shit!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25546334/ns/world_news-mideast_n_africa/t/secret-us-mission-hauls-uranium-iraq/

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25546334/ns/world_news-mideast_n_africa/t/secret-us-mission-hauls-uranium-iraq/

Your dishonesty bothers me less than your incessant idiocy.

Mindless right wing jerk is lying again,

Wow, you are so successful, I am in awe. But you still are a crude stupid dishonest low class piece of white conservative trash that no job, bank account or degree can disguise. You are one of the most aggressively rude and thoughtless person to grace this board. Face it, you are nothing but a common stupid unimaginative bully, someone who still stuck in some 6th grade playground contest.

BTW, making yellowcake into fissionable weapons grade material is a HUGE leap that requires massive facilities ala Oakridge TN. While all the yellow cake Saddam had was sealed and locked away just the way the UN weapons inspectors left it. So keep lying and insulting, you fascist militaristic porcine cretin.

He is like the Terminator, you can’t reason with him, and he never goes away or gives up.

HISTORIC BARRAK HUSSEIN OBAMA FIRSTS:First President to refuse to show a valid Birth Certificate until it became an issue then show a modern copy but refuse to show the long form original until even bigger issue.First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreignerFirst President to have a social security number from a state he’s never lived inFirst President to Preside over a Cut to the Credit Rating of the United States GovernmentFirst President to Violate the War Powers ActFirst President to Orchestrate the Sale of Murder Weapons to Mexican Drug CartelsFirst President to be Held in Contempt of Court for Illegally Obstructing Oil Drilling in the Gulf of MexicoFirst President to Defy a Federal Judge’s Court Order to Cease Implementing the ‘Health Care Reform’ LawFirst President to Require All Americans to Purchase a Product From a Third PartyFirst President to Spend a Trillion Dollars on ‘Shovel-Ready’ Jobs– and Later Admit There Was No Such Thing as Shovel-Ready JobsFirst President to Abrogate Bankruptcy Law to Turn Over Control of Companies to His Union SupportersFirst President to Bypass Congress and Implement the DREAM Act Through Executive FiatFirst President to “Order a Secret Amnesty Program that Stopped the Deportations of Illegal Immigrants Across the US , Including Those With Criminal Convictions”First President to Demand a Company Hand Over $20 Billion to One of His Political AppointeesFirst President to Terminate America’s Ability to Put a Man into SpaceFirst President to Encourage Racial Discrimination and Intimidation at Polling Places by ignoring black panther voter intimidation caseFirst President to Have a Law Signed By an ‘Auto-pen’ Without Being “Present”First President to Arbitrarily Declare an Existing Law Unconstitutional and Refuse to Enforce ItFirst President to Threaten Insurance Companies if they Publicly Speak out on the Reasons for their Rate IncreasesFirst President to Tell a Major Manufacturing Company In Which State They Are Allowed to Locate a FactoryFirst President to File Lawsuits Against the States He Swore an Oath to Protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN, etc)First President to Withdraw an Existing Coal Permit That Had Been Properly Issued Years AgoFirst President to Fire an Inspector General of Ameri-corps for Catching One of His Friends in a Corruption CaseFirst President to Propose an Executive Order Demanding Companies Disclose Their Political Contributions to bid on Government ContractsFirst President to appoint 45 ‘czars’ to replace elected officials in his office.First President to Golf 73 separate Times in His First Two-and-a-Half Years in OfficeFirst President to hide his medical, educational, and travel recordsFirst President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn itFirst President to coddle America’s enemies while alienating America’s alliesFirst President to publicly bow to Americas enemies while refusing to salute the US flagFirst President to go on multiple Global apology tours to countries like Iran and others that have shown him and America so much respect since…………….First President to go on 17 ‘vacations’, including ‘date nights’ paid for by the taxpayer.
First President to sue multiple states at great financial cost to tax payers for rights for foreigners above that of US citizens.

By your statement above obviously you are the smartest person on earth……..like your messiah he thinks he is the smartest and god I am sure you light candles to him bow kneel and kiss his feet………………receive the mark of your god 666 loyalty tattoo on the forehead drink up the koolaid

ok you let me know when that 666 thing happens ok?
i think we have been warned of this by nut jobs for about…2000 years?

me drink kool aide?

dude—you peoples sure is silly..
good luck with that hate and the 2nd coming..

and when you take your last breath on that last day….just remeber–jesus still ain’t coming..
and if he did—you would be left right here with me…

and for people like you to have so much hateful, violent jugements against others–to actually have the nerve to think YOU are chosen?

well lets me just say…I have some really good ocean front land i will sale you…right on the Kentucky coast..
happy new year–dipshit~

Why do these delusional types think they HEAR AND TALK TO GOD?  This is beyond silly.  Of course if you want God’s e-mail address I can probably get it for you.  Just joking of course…

That is very funny.  I never thought of that.  We used to call people when I was young and make jokes, but never thought of saying we were GOD.  Of course where I came from they’d believe us!!!!

I have no hate, you obviously do, perhaps it is a parent spoiled you thing or perhaps an uncle played touchey touchey thing with you?  Either way change your name to fakeJoe more applicable……….

Obviously you do not keep informed on your fellow OWS communist crowd……………nice try fake joe……….maybe you need a cup of joe to wake up?

so now you attack my parents and call my uncles pedophiles…

ya good christian…

i think you people need to stop yelling in the mirror..because what you say about me and other liberals is just a lie…so either you are truly nuts…
or you are speaking of experience..
either way–you need serious help~

And your folks keep getting sent to prison like your OWS compadres………..gee whom you call allies are arrested incarcerated and nuts…………….whom you call nuts support you and your allies so yea they must be nuts for paying taxes to support your obvious lack of education probably taught you by some fellow union thug………….whom also does not work……….sell some more crack “businessman” hahahaha

And your folks keep getting sent to prison like your OWS compadres………..gee whom you call allies are arrested incarcerated and nuts…………….whom you call nuts support you and your allies so yea they must be nuts for paying taxes to support your obvious lack of education probably taught you by some fellow union thug………….whom also does not work……….sell some more crack “businessman” hahahaha

IT does not take God to know the lying lawyer from Chicago the hate monger partisan is gone in one……….a one term loser.

IT does not take God to know the lying lawyer from Chicago the hate monger partisan is gone in one……….a one term loser.

Please do not confuse me with your relatives ……..and hate that is the purview of liberals such as yourself………And I am sure I am a better Christian and person just based on charity giving and social time giving alone than you and your ilk have conducted or given basically in a life time of hate monger you and your messiah have produced……………Athiests are not truly Athiests when they are like you………they are just Anti-Christian biggots….Hate on Allynski troll boy….

Please do not confuse me with your relatives ……..and hate that is the purview of liberals such as yourself………And I am sure I am a better Christian and person just based on charity giving and social time giving alone than you and your ilk have conducted or given basically in a life time of hate monger you and your messiah have produced……………Athiests are not truly Athiests when they are like you………they are just Anti-Christian biggots….Hate on Allynski troll boy….

Why are you always mentioning penises?  Got some kind of complex thing going…….and what was that you were saying about your uncle?

Thanks for making my point:

Israeli warplanes bombed a reactor project at the site in 1981. Later, U.N. inspectors documented and safeguarded the yellowcake, which had been stored in aging drums and containers since before the 1991 Gulf War. There was no evidence of any yellowcake dating from after 1991, the official said.

Or go and pray, after sending him a donation. That should work really well

Do you have your head in a glue bag? What are you talking about? Weather, unfriendly people, local districts? I know somehow this relates to your unhinged hatred of the president, but man you are reaching.

What a contemptible liar. when Saddam gassed those Kurds in the 80s, he was our ALLY! Just ask Cheney & Rummy!
But for a barely literate goober who somehow learned enough enough of the 3 Rs to cheat on his officers test, even you should be able tell the difference between yellow cake and mustard gas. He also stopped the mustard gas production, just as the UN weapons said. So save your moronic lies for another dittohead.

PS: What about those 10 million bombs and agent orange we dumped on Vietnam, Laos & Cambodia, that killed around 3 million civvies? Glad to see you are such a moralizing degenerate that you forgot those items.

God told me Pat was a complete idiot, but I’m not supposed to tell anyone.

If God has foreknowledge of the future than whats the point of free will?

To allow bumbling idiots like you learn from your mistakes.
A wasted effort.

Then why are you telling?
You just made a moron out of yourself….Idiot.
LOL!!

I’ll bet you believe in ghosts…(Twilight Zone music)……LOL!!!
Last time I heard…the only spooks are in The White House.

FIRST IF YOU WERE LITTERATE, i said chemical weapons hence not yellow cake frosting like I said you do not read so you need more of the three R’s second you as arrogant as your messiah, the loser lying lawyer from chicago…second if you had read the other article written by MSNBC your own hallmark of journalistic integrity (not) you would have noted they said he obtained additional yellowcake after the sanctions after the first gulf war (i also participated in to give unmittigated liars like you and your messiah the right to hate and lie about others irrationally) No I do not hate your messiah your God your worship of him your koolaid provider but I find it amusing how easily I can get your goat………hillarious you are like an arrogant spoiled child like your God PinocchiObama……..when he said five days on the website, no earmarks or veto, never raise the debt ceiling, no new taxes during a recession, Jobs number one, never military action without congressional apprroval first, never use private campaign funds (too corrupting) CSPAN cameras during all healthcare debate that always includes both sides no backroom deals and no special deals for any states you must of thought those and five hundred other statements were truth???? Now I understand you are so arrogant (like your God) that you cannot tell the difference between truth and a lie…………..just like your father of lies Obama.

Yours (Obama) certainly doesnt just like you no wonder you defend him so irrationally and think every word he speaks is scripture to you……..hillarous………….hahahha bow get your loyalty tatt from your God Obama fool! 666 right on the forehead very becoming……………..

You should know well about pandering your God Obama does it continuously…………….Hope and Change from the community organizer…………he’s like you (always right never lies everyone else is just mistaken) bow to your God…………..have him bless you …………..koolaid all around hahhahahahahahah

You are certainly short in every way…….strength, intellect, height, penis size, but quite large on mouth……….arrogance yep you and your messiah corner the market he’s always right too!n  Where you also born in Hawaii?

Pat must of got a phone call from the white house, that is the only God liberals listen to! Worship, Kneel to, although they do love Mao, Marx (Karl not Groucho) Stalin, Che Guevera……….

Yea the left is not nuts, they make up 98% of our prison population, cause most of the hate damage in the milliions (OWS) arrests in the thousands by UNION police officers who must be bad because they are UNION but still do their jobs protecting us from…………the left.

Exactly correct……………………..in 99% of hard core liberals.

You must have something mixed up with what is an ally and what is someone you have foreign relations with……….I know it will be ok, just quit reading your bible Mein Kampf or your other fav……….communist manifesto…………it will be OK!   If giving money or miltary hardware to of a generic nature then Egypt and Saudia Arabia must also be our “allies” not Britan or Nato member nations……..??? Gee what intellect………….we gave a billion to the Palistinian scum in 2009 are they our allies too?

We dumped exactly 10 million on Vietnam, Laos and Cabodia? Wow did you count them yourself or was that the number your messiah gave you?  NEWSFLASH Vietnam was started by Democrats………….you may have a nervous breakdown on that I know it will be OK.

Yep Athiest shit like Mao, Stalin, Lenin, not so funny……………..must be your version of sane?  Hitler pretty much gave up the Christian stuff too as a youth……..prior to WWI his athiesm helped him much later in life on moral choices…………

First you have to register to vote knowing your intellect you can just have some acorn friends fill it in for ya…………….hahahahahahah

Pretty sure he is an independant………………

And he will not be supporting the liar out of Chicago this Nov……

And you are an excellent judge of character hence why you voted for a liar out of Chicago that has polarized and divided the nation and spent us into debt greater than all the other presidents could have combined……….but hey bow kneel to your messiah PinocchiObama he has some koolaid for ya…..yellow warm he says its really sweet and diet so gulp up………

Wow America must have a huge MONUMENTAL reactionary low class segment?????? And they are all buttheads because they do not worship your messiah? Wow and he is all quality and honesty…….hahahahahahhahahahahah Five days on the website hope and change, no earmarks or veto, work across the aisle no more partisan vitriol………hahahahhaah Yep you are walking in your father’s footsteps.

you really need to get off of the hate thing hypocrite…

how can libs be godless and still have a god?
are you really as stupid as you sound?

you people are the only ones with fanatical radical beliefs –
hate on bro–you really are a nut ..

I do not worship Obama, I did not vote for him. But when I look at the major buttheads like you constantly vilifying him, past the point of derangment, over every little issue they can, or the monumental idiocy(or worse) of the GOP candidates who OPPOSE financial market regulations in spite of the fact that deregulations caused the last 3 market collapses, he does’t look so bad.

“Alter boy”, you mean he switched back and forth?

Shut up, Pat. You are a liar, a thief, a charlatan and all around bigot. Drop dead. There are millions of folks who will not miss you or your bullshit.

Here are some facts for you, you lying piece of redneck trash:

I didn’t vote for Obama, No one I know or I worship him or think he is
the messiah. Saddam was not trying to build a bomb. And the military
would do just fine without your miserable service. You crack me up, you
imagine because you were some typical stupid redneck lifer that I am supposed
to be grateful to you or you are responsible for my freedoms? You are just another POS coddled government
worker with great benefits.

And here is another thing to ponder, for some redneck who holds up his religion, Why not provide healthcare for all? Don’t you think a true Christian would want to help? I ‘d rather see the most miserable worthless black welfare ghetto mom get your healthcare and you get zip.

After all the hatefilled garbage you spewed at me, you got the nerve to call me a hatemonger? You’re a complete psycho.

For a hatefilled redneck creep who brags about his Masters degree,(yeah right) you write like a 5th grader & reason like a stupid drunk

No, I do not believe in ghosts.  Did not quite understand your comment to my post.  I have no religion so I do not believe in fairy tales, ghosts, goblins, etc.  

No, typo error.  Should have been “Altar boy”. I fixed it.

yes crying and whining just like the little mommas boy liberal protected by the computer screen bitch you are……say it too me in person I would just cut your ear off and use it as a key chain item……..would laugh every time I looked at it and remember the time I cut it off your cying little corpse………

You aren’t just simply another stupid con raving away on a message boar, you are truly a psychotic redneck scumbag MAXIMUS! I didn’t even vote for Obama, more ron!

I forgot to add — you who make up the underbelly of the wingnutariat can do YOUR part in confirming your sleazy nuttiness.

America needs everyone’s help to protect it from the right wing!

Ever notice that Gawd talks with Pat Robber-tson, Boopsie Bachmann, and Helmut Haid (Perry) more than she did with Moses and Jesus combined?

Would have saved us a lot of lives, eh?