Breakfast Links: Weaponized Potato

Man Who Allegedly Robbed Store With Potato Apprehended By Cops (HuffPost Food)
Gary Deming apparently held up a convenience store using a potato disguised as a gun. Wait, how do you do that? Do you carve the potato into a gun shape? Do you use a potato gun? Can you fire projectiles from said potato? We’re confused.

Hosea Rosenberg Will Open Blackbelly Market (Eater Denver)
Many, many years after his Top Chef kinda-win, Hosea Rosenberg is finally opening a restaurant. Good for you, Hosea.

Signs of the Apocalypse: Panda Express Now Serves Kale (First We Feast)
Also: Mac and cheese bacon. Also also: kale. Welcome to the food trend bandwagon, late-comers.

Starbucks Expanding Teavana Shops and Soda Line as Coffee Prices Soar (Eater)
But but but what is the point of Starbucks without coffee? There IS no point.

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