Heartwarming: Pizza Hut Has Offered Kanye West a Job After He Tweets About His Money Problems

Kanye West has been even more active than usual on Twitter lately. He’s feuded with Wiz Khalifa, gone on an epic rant about Tidal, his new album and the Grammys, and people have taken notice. Over the last few days, however, it’s turned to a lot of talk about money. He asked Mark Zuckerberg for $1billion:

Mark Zuckerberg invest 1 billion dollars into Kanye West ideas

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 14, 2016

Complained about the price of textbooks:

I’d rather teachers got paid more and books cost less … #2020
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 16, 2016

Agreed, Kanye. But we’re pretty sure that’s not how it works…

And he’s claimed to be $53million in debt:

I write this to you my brothers while still 53 million dollars in personal debt… Please pray we overcome… This is my true heart…

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 14, 2016

It’s hard to believe that West, who is one of the best-selling artists of all time and whose sneakers retail for $300 is in that much personal debt, especially since he’s married to Kim Kardashian. But, we’ll take him at his word. And, good news for Kanye! So will Pizza Hut UK! They’ve offered him a job:

Stop telling everyone you need dough and try kneading some dough. We got your C.V. today. You start at 9am tomorrow. https://t.co/7ZnKzL38Q6
— Pizza Hut UK (@pizzahutuk) February 15, 2016

And, continuing one of the most epic trolls of all time, they’ve made a CV which lists Kanye as a reference:

.@kanyewest We’re sorry Kanye. We just can’t accept this. Please give us a call. pic.twitter.com/NpuAX7vbry
— Pizza Hut UK (@pizzahutuk) February 15, 2016

Awesome.