Just in case you hadn’t noticed, there’s a runaway NORAD spy blimp on the loose in the skies above the great state of Pennsylvania. CNN’s Wolf Blitzer is on the case, no doubt, but so too is all of Twitter.
They’re nowhere close to cracking it, mind you, but I’ll be damned if their attempts are really, really close.
I saw a pic of the drifting spy blimp and briefly envied its unmoored freedom
— Digital Renfield (@Bro_Pair) October 28, 2015
does that blimp have nards https://t.co/GW7LetDQTg
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) October 28, 2015
— Silvia Killingsworth (@silviakillings) October 28, 2015
.@RealAlexJones So what’s the real story behind this blimp?
— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) October 28, 2015
why didn’t we kill the blimp in its infancy when we had the chance
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) October 28, 2015
wait wait wait this blimp thing means we finally have (⌐■_■) out-of-control inflation
— Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) October 28, 2015
Somewhere Pizza Rat and Escaped Llama are drinking gin in an empty dive looking at blimp news on TV saying “enjoy it while it lasts, kid.”
— Daniel Foster (@DanFosterType) October 28, 2015
Hear me out on this one: the llamas are piloting the blimp
— Adam Scarecrow-bi (@Adam_Jacobi) October 28, 2015
POLL: What should the government do with the runaway blimp?
— Matt Pearce (@mattdpearce) October 28, 2015
A GIANT BLIMP IS ON THE LOOSE! – emotional, overreacting teen me yelling at my thighs in a Contempo Casuals dressing room mirror
— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) October 28, 2015
Let us taunt the blimp. It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.
— Ken Meyer (@KenMeyer91) October 28, 2015
BREAKING: Dick Cheney has given orders to shoot down the blimp.
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) October 28, 2015
in a way I want the blimp to be free, as god intended; but in another way I’m terrified of what this rogue airship is capable of
— Chris Ziegler (@zpower) October 28, 2015
A+ blimp sidebar pic.twitter.com/7wtGOf7AI6
— Colin Campbell (@BKcolin) October 28, 2015
Repubs nominate Ryan as Speaker, forego white smoke for release of white blimp.
— Scott McCrary (@Scott_McCrary) October 28, 2015
Let’s be honest, however, as the real winner came in the form of this gem. Why? BECAUSE HITCHBOT WILL FINALLY BE AVENGED.
The blimp is going to destroy Philadelphia to avenge HitchBot and I can’t blame it one bit
— Mike Tunison (@xmasape) October 28, 2015
[Image via Twitter]
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