Funny or Die Engineers a Conservative Bruce Springsteen to Ensure Midterms Victory

Bruce Springsteen may be Governor Chris Christie’s all-time favorite rock star, but to the Republican Party’s deep disappointment, he’s also a staunch Democrat who is known to headline election eve concerts to rally the liberal base. But now, Funny or Die’s evil conservative cabal, led by Rob Huebel, has the answer.

After changing his name so he doesn’t “sound so Jewish” and cleaning up his wardrobe so he doesn’t “look like a scary homeless guy,” Funny or Die brings you, the “conservative Bruce Springsteen,” Brad Springford.

In his debut music video, Springford sings about his six-car garage and business trips to Houston. “Because November is here, and the time is right, to make it really hard for people to vote.”

Watch video below, via Funny or Die:

[Photo via screengrab]

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