Hero Orlando Bloom Takes Swing at Justin Bieber

According to video obtained by, wait for it, TMZ, Legolas tried to take on the Biebs.

This happened at a celeb-sodden restaurant in Ibiza, which is richspeak for Place You’ll Never Go. The punch can’t be seen in the video, but “eyewitnesses” — or what the New York Post would describe as “sources” — claimed the impossibly-named Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber just before the video began. The future derelict ducked the punch, yelled “What up, bitch?” then fled the restaurant. What up bitch, indeed.

Rumors they were fighting over whether to reauthorize the Ex-Im Bank went unconfirmed at press time.

Watch the video below, via TMZ:

[h/t TMZ]

[Image via Everett Collection / Shutterstock.com]

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