Niagara Falls Has a New Mascot Named Totes McGoats and It Will Give You Nightmares
The Niagara Falls Solid Waste Education & Enforcement Team has a new recycling mascot and it’s scary as hell:
Meet the new mascot of NF Solid Waste Education & Enforcement Team- 'Totes McGoats' @TWCNewsBuffalo pic.twitter.com/Ogdio4Eje9
— Angela Christoforos (@AngelaTWCNews) October 14, 2015
Hi #TotesMcGoats @news4buffalo pic.twitter.com/NbPTPk6ESr
— Lauren Hall (@laurenhallnews4) October 14, 2015
AAAAAAH KILL IT WITH FIRE.
This terrifying result of interspecies breeding is apparently going to be traveling to schools to encourage more kids to recycle. (Suggestion: tell them if they don’t, Totes McGoats will haunt them in their sleep.)
Niagara Falls Mayor Paul Dyster said, “I guess you would say Totes is a cute animal mascot, kind of scary actually. But having an animal mascot we think is one of the ways that you can reach out to kids and get their attention.”
There’s already a Twitter account for Totes McGoats and, um, oh just look:
Thank you, @sharkgirlbflo. It's an honor to share the ticket with you.
#SharkGirl2016 https://t.co/yZwyYgQDAj
— Totes McGoats (@TotesMcGoatsNF) October 14, 2015
I chewed through a cable.
My baaaaaad. https://t.co/kLmtqnfRi2
— Totes McGoats (@TotesMcGoatsNF) October 14, 2015
— Totes McGoats (@TotesMcGoatsNF) October 14, 2015
Baaaaaack off, man! I'm just a mascot!
#TotesMcGoats https://t.co/pnqMsy2rqC
— Totes McGoats (@TotesMcGoatsNF) October 14, 2015
Also, if the name sounds familiar, this might be why…
Now all we need is a picture of Paul Rudd with that goat and the internet will explode.
[h/t TIME]
[image via screengrab]
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