So There’s a Donald Trump Sex Doll Now

Remember the “Sexy Donald Trump” Halloween costume from September? You know, the one that made you throw up a little in your mouth, especially when I suggested you dress as “Sexy El Chapo” and chase someone dressed as Trump? Well prepare to blow full chunks into your porcelain god or goddess, because a Trump sex doll is now available for purchase.

Syrian artist Saint Hoax designed the #BlowUpTrump sex doll in response to a comparison the Republican presidential candidate made between the United States’ acceptance of Syrian refugees and the Trojan Horse.

“Given the fact that Trump thinks of us as ‘ISIS members in disguise,’ he would probably expect me to respond with terrorizing threats, rage and hate,” he wrote on Instagram. “On the contrary, I will respond with satire, art and dolls.”

Almost 2 weeks ago, Trump stated that he’s sending Syrian refugees back if he wins. He also added that ISIS could be disguising its troops as Syrian refugees. Being a Syrian citizen myself, I felt that need to react. Given the fact that Trump thinks of us as “ISIS” members in disguise”, he would probably expect me to respond with terrorizing threats, rage and hate. On the contrary, I will respond with satire, art and dolls. Trump’s take on the Syrian crisis along with other racist / sexist statements that he made in the past led me to create this project. #BlowUpTrump is an inflatable doll produced in China (pun intended). Like Trump, the 5-foot doll is filled with nothing but air. Without the air that you exhale into it, this doll is as empty as Trump’s statements. You can pre-order Blow Up Trump now. The net proceeds of the project will be donated to the UNHCR: UN Refugee Agency who is currently helping Syrian refugees. (link in bio) Photo credit: @plastikmagazine @elirezkallah

A video posted by Saint Hoax (@sainthoax) on Oct 12, 2015 at 8:27am PDT

In a brief email interview with the Huffington Post, the artist said he is “hoping to raise enough money to show people how a blow-up Donald is actually more useful than the actual Trump.”

Saint Hoax is charging $39 for the sex doll, which was manufactured in China, and all proceeds will go to the UN Refugee Agency — a group that provides clothing, food and shelter to Syrian refugees. The price tag gets you the doll, a pin with which to prick it, and the eventual satisfaction of having pricked a prick.

“It’s a symbolic representation of how a political leader is made,” he said. “Each box includes a Trump doll and a needle for you to pop him whenever you feel like it.”

[h/t BroBible]
[Image via Instagram]

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