Virginia Lawmaker Claims Airport Pat-Downs Part Of “Homosexual Agenda”

Sure, everyone hates the new TSA pat-downs because they’re invasive, but did you know they’re also just part of the wide-spread Homosexual Agenda? That’s what Eugene Delgaudio, Virginia lawmaker believes. Of course, that’s absolutely ridiculous. Why would gay people go to all the trouble to create a universally despised practice just to touch some junk. Besides, it’s fairly likely that the pat-downs are nothing but “security theater” to force people to go through expensive screeners and…wait a second. Gay people love theater! All the pieces fit!

Delgaudio, who has previously gotten in a little trouble for quotes like how allowing homosexuals to adopt would lead to “men hand-in-hand skipping down to adoption centers to ‘pick out’ a little boy for themselves,” sent a wide email to the group he’s the president of, the Public Advocate of the United States. In it, he had some choice quotes about the pat-downs.

From WUSA9:

“‘It’s the federal employee’s version of the Gay Bill of Special Rights… That means the next TSA official that gives you an ‘enhanced pat down’ could be a practicing homosexual secretly getting pleasure from your submission,’ Delgaudio wrote.

9NEWS NOW spoke with Delgaudio on the phone, but he said he would not comment on camera. He said his job for the Public Advocate is separate from his job as an elected official.”

Thank God for Eugene Delgaudio, a man fighting against the Homosexual Agenda. Clearly we need more men like him. Now who’s a hero who knows about air traffic. Oh, I know! How about Steven Slat–

Oh wait. That wouldn’t work.

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