Will Ferrell’s Baby Will Inform You That You’re Not Well-Endowed

Kids are precious. Precious, precious little packets of boogers and curse words, leaving grubby little handprints on your jeans as they call you a “caca monster,” or whatever new term they happened to pick up somewhere along the way.

Actor and proud papa Will Ferrell was on David Letterman‘s show Monday night, where he shared that his two-year-old son is now at a stage where he’s “wandering into vulgarity,” going up to people and announcing,”You have a little penis.”

As you might imagine, this makes it rather difficult for Ferrell to host star-studded events when his young child is present.

Oh, and keep an ear out for Letterman’s final line.

Have a look, via CBS:

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